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Teh Banz angel_half82 Teh Banz Sheer_Immortal Mephistopheles Incarnate [Severed Soul] rofl I almost fell off my chair laughing xD On a slightly related topic: I hate in when I cook a hot pocket and the crusty shell is all nice and hot but when I bite into it, the inside is all cold and distasteful JESUS THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!! scream i choked on it and threw it away >.< My Hot Pocket cheese usually ends up like napalm D= My latest "i r smert" moment - The other day, I tripped over nothing xD Ive tripped when I wasnt even moving. heart That takes years of practice. Yes it did. Well worth it too! xD
Those are what i call ninja skillz ninja aquired through long years of meditation and thickheaddedness ^^ |
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:54 pm
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Teh Banz Sheer_Immortal Mephistopheles Incarnate [Severed Soul] rofl I almost fell off my chair laughing xD On a slightly related topic: I hate in when I cook a hot pocket and the crusty shell is all nice and hot but when I bite into it, the inside is all cold and distasteful JESUS THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!! scream i choked on it and threw it away >.< My Hot Pocket cheese usually ends up like napalm D= My latest "i r smert" moment - The other day, I tripped over nothing xD Ive tripped when I wasnt even moving. heart
I ran straight into my parked car, and chipped my tooth |
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:36 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:44 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:48 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:45 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:27 pm
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Nofx_Penguin Teh Dana jfm567 wow, your just about the smartest person i will ever know. Now Now be nice biggrin
eek penguin for your own safety and well being i STRONGLY advise you: Do not get between Dana and her prey!!, it could get messy and most of us simply don't want the guild covered with bird-ly internal organs. surprised |
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:09 am
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Teh Dana Well I was hungry so I paid 80 cents for an instant lunch cup of noodles that were at school. But of course, I get the retarded cup...that has a little hole on the side. Don't notice, pay and leave for home. Well...get home, fill the cup with water like you're supposed to, right? I can't for the life of me figure out why it's not filling to the line. -_- So finally it gets to the line and then I notice it's going down slowly. I'm thinking "WTF?" and look around the cup, there's the hole. So like the genius I am. I put my finger over the hole and fill it up again...........now I got a full cup and no way to put it in the microwave. Well I had a piece of gum in my mouth so again, like the genius I am, I put the gum over the hole, put in the microwave, punch in the 3 minutes it's supposed to cook and then waited happily for my lunch. Well when it was finally done, I open up the microwave......water flooded the bottom and there's this orange gooey crap melted all over the bottom. ******** style="text-decoration: underline">I am a genius, let it be known!
LMFAO!!!! Dana you crack me up love so badly heart |
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Angelic_Highlights Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:48 am
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