Yo Moma jokes Game!!!

[124-C]

Your mama's so ugly, she got a job outside of a doctor's office making people sick.  

[Essence of Crayon]

Your mama's so fat, even NARUTO doesn't Believe it!  

[Prinniesdood]

Your mama's so stupid that when she asked me, 'What jeans are those', I told her, 'Guess', then she started thinking and replied 'Levis!'  

[123456hi]

Yo mama's like rifle: once cocked, she's ready to blow.  

[shadowrune]

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the doctor and stood on the scale, the doctor said, "One at a time please."  

[Alarias]

Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a bus and said "Who threw that Twinkie?"  

[Kaleopaa]

.yo mamas so dumb, i told her drinks were on the house and she whent out side and got a ladder  

[Kaleopaa]

Yo Mama's so dumb
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"  

[Chemmon]

Yo mamma's so stupid, she spent all day saying "am not" to R2
ninja  

[Quasar Quirks]

Yo momma's so dumb, she threw a rock at the floor and missed  

[shadowrune]

Yo mama's so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.  

[Chemmon]

yo mama is so fat, when she fell off the Greek coast, people started to think she was the lost city of Atlantus.
ninja  

[Mossy Cow]

Yo' Mama Is So Fat, I Had To Take Two Trains And A Bus To Get On Her Good Side.  

[Chemmon]

yo mama's so fat jaba la hut said "daaaamn" eek
ninja  

[Tsunade-Tsama]

Your momma is so old that when I told her act your own age....she died