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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:32 pm


Cowboys, and now a wartime tale. Hurrah. ^^

Keep it up, ladies and gentlemens. cool
PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 11:02 pm


(takes place a while ago, as in...world war? haha idk. but its when there was LOTS of racism..so...dont be offended. ^ ^)
There was a time when i worked in the military that me and my current best friend fought;literally. But back then, we were the best of enemies. We were completely opposite: he was black, I was white, he was easygoing, I was hardworking. There was only one thing we had in common, and that was that we both loved fighting.
I was excited as hell. I was finally being enlisted into the army, and it was my chance to fight. Walking into the army's camp joyfully, I saw scattered tents everywhere, with soldiers covered with dirt and working their butts off. "Hmm, Colonel said I would be in that tent over there.." I said to myself, pointing at a tent. Shrugging, I walked towards the tent. A black man came out. "Aww, damn, cammping with a ******?"I cried. He heard me, and smirked. "Gotta problem, cracker boy?" he said. We glared at each other for a while. I grunted, grabbed my stuff, and entered the tent. Following me was the man. "Hey, I don't care much bout this whole camping together thing, but gimme some personal space okay ******?" I said to him.
"Ha! Personal space? I'll give you personal space!"he replied. Suddenly, his forehead was touching mine, and we were glaring at each other like the devil would to angels. "Hey man, you wanna take this ouside with my boxing skills?"I threatened.
"Shoo, Imma take this outside with my kickboxing skills!" he challenged.
"Aight. Let's go then, ya little negro boy. One on one, the manly way!"I exclaimed.
In the background, I heard,"Heh. Looks like Jerry's in trouble again. Hmmph. Fifth time this week." Jerry and I walked out of the tent pridefully and full of anger. Before I was ready to fight, however, he kicked me. In the balls. "There's a taste of my power. Still wanna do this?" he sneered.
"Urghh..!" I cried, crutching my kicked area. "OF COURSE! BRING IT ON!" I yelled. I punched him in the stomach, hard. His mouth oozed a little blood. "Why you..!"he yelled. He lunged for my face, but I ducked, and then jabbed him in the stomach again.
"That's the power of the white man!" I said. This seemed to outrage him. He looked up at me, with hatred I have never seen before. "Uhoh," I thought to my self. "I'm in trouble." Pulling out a knife, Jerry walked towards me and swung his knife at me. Although I dodged, it's blde still hit my thumb, and there was a disturbing noise heard. I screamed as I saw my finger land on the dirt. Jerry just stood there, not believing what he had just done. The next thing I knew, I fainted.
I woke up on a soft, comfortable bed. When I opened my eyes, I saw Jerry. "Hey. A-are you okay man?" he murmered. "I..I never meant to..you know..I usually don't go too far on fights with my own comrades. What I mean to say is.."
I stopped him, knowing how hard it was for a man to apologize to his enemy. "So, my thumb is gone?" I said. I lifted up my right hand, and saw a clean cut.
"S-so, man, we good?" he asked. We were quiet for a while.
"Quite a fight, wasn't it?" I said.
"Yeah." he replied, looking away.
Smiling a little, I said," Okay. We're good." I decided it was best not to make enemies when I just arrived to the camp.
A year later, we were at a picnic party celebrating a victory for the army. We sat on a grassy hill with our comrades.
I took another shot of whiskey and smirked at the sunset.

Horseshoes and hand grenades. Potatoes and gravy. Black and white. That's about how we worked, despite everything, worked. We liked it that way too.

I still might pay him back for my thumb.

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:32 am


Bizarre meeting-your-best-friend story!! Interesting!

It'll be up to the votes, o'course...

Good work, everyone!! I'm still getting more items; Keep it rolling!

Don't let all my fishing be in vain!!! wink
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:26 pm


searsrisenbunny
I was just riding around, doing the rounds around the small dirt town. looking and watching, thinking that this old town was all calm and peaceful. suddenly my horse, ole snoopy, slowed to a stop as we came to the edge of town.
I tipped my hat at some ladies entering from there farms on the outskirts of the valley.
Me-Good afternoon ladies.
Then-Good afternoon sheriff.
The high noon sun glinted off my badge as i turned around to head back to the saloon. nothings usually happening in this quiet town, i thought, but u never know when somethings gonna rile up.
i hook my horse up to the hook out front and walk through the front.
Me-Everything good today cookie?
Cookie- Everythings good so far sheriff.
i walk across the room and sit at a table, I notice a newcomer at the table next to me playing a poker game with some locals. he throws his hand down and shoots up.
Newcomer-You a cheat!!!!!!!!
Buddy- i ain't cheated in my life, and is that a challange to duel?
Me- Buddy, u no the rules, anyone wants to duel, they duel me first.
Newcomer-yeah, that was a challange, and ill go through anyone to duel u.
Me-Alright, lets go outside and have a stright and clean duel.
We walk out to the road and face each other. i unhook my pistol and my dep. throws him a belt.
Me- u no the rules, one shot each, if neither of us die, then u admit wrong and never come back here again.
Newcomer- u have my word as a man, oh, and by the way, my name is jack ross.
Me- my name is Richad Sears.
At that we draw, he fires his shot short and hits my hand, severing a finger, i drop my gun and fall to my knees in pain, dropping my gun from my bleeding hand. my deps. and a few others run to me and cookie goes to get the doc.
As i kneel there jack turns tail and runs to a horse, and gallops out of town and into the horizon. leaving me with only a name and a stump on my hand.


woah...my grandpa's name was jack ross...

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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:03 pm


I am writing one ... but it might take a few days to put up.. ^.^
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:00 pm


Alright, alright, I'll post one, sheesh! You don't all have to keep not asking me to write a brilliant story! Without further ado...

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Most would say that Happy was an odd person, and they'd probably be right! Yes, that really was his first name, and yes, he really was happy... all the time. If he wasn't smiling, he was grinning, or at the very least, smirking. Some might even find it odd that he was narrating himself in a story about himself! HA! You thought I was just some outside party narrator, didn't you? I think not, storygoers! You get story from my mouth, or you get nothing! Now listen to the tale of one mighty hero... that would be me... and his trusty sidekick whom he had never seen before in his life. How can that be, you ask? Well, you see, I'm embellishing the facts to make the story seem much more interesting than it actually is!

I was walking down the street one day and I came across a carpet factory. I was all like "Hey! A carpet factory!" Being particularly bored that day, I wandered inside and took a look around at all the various furry carpets. I didn't think it was possible, but I actually became even more bored! I had never before been that bored in my entire life, and I found that to be very exciting! I proudly proclaimed "I am SO bored! It's incredible!" That was when a carpet factory associate person came up to me and asked if there was anything that he could do for me. My answer to him was an extremely overexaggerated "NO, SIR! I am not of the type of person that would have you do anything for!" He was kind enough to lead me by the collar to the nearest exit at that point, just in case I forgot where it was, I guess. Before I was back outside though, the wall exploded in!

A rectangular silhouette could be seen though the dust in the air. An evil laugh that could send a shiver though anyone's spine but mine reverberated through the factory. As the dust settled, the wall-exploder became perfectly clear. It was an air conditioner! An EVIL air conditioner! It called out to the two of us with it's deep and threatening... yet cool and refreshing... voice. "I am Bill! I am an air conditioner from the moon! I will thwart you all, and you will bow before me and my magical piece of cheese!" As if to show us just how serious he was, a yellow beam shot forth from a small slice of cheese that sat atop the air condtioner. It tore across the store and put a smoldering hole through several store displays. The man about to escort me out looked at the damage and told Bill that he was going to have to pay $.99 a square foot for the damage his cheese wrought.

Thinking on my feet, and of course, in my head. I lept forward and snatched the piece of cheese from atop Bill, and promply ate it, saving the day! It really was quite delicious, and I'm don't even really like cheese! Bill got angry, and it turned out that the day was not quite as saved as I previously thought it was. Bill's little adjustor knob turned all the way up to maximum! It was starting to get a little chilly, so the carpet guy and I decided that drastic measures had to be taken. Bill had to be destroyed!

Digging into a secret carpet factory safe, the carpet guy pulled out a hand grenade! He valiantly threw it towards the evil air conditioner, but soon realised he forgot to pull the pin, and soon after that, realized he was glad he didn't pull the pin because the damages would be taken out of his paycheck. I had my own secret weapon. I reached into my back pocket, felt around, and then realized that my secret weapon was in my front pocket. I rummaged around in my front pocket for a while before realizing that I had taken a shower and had accidentally left my secret weapon in my other pants. Always observant, I spied a horseshoe on a horse that was going by outside. I quickly rushed outside, stopped the horse, pried off it's horseshoe, ran back inside, and threw it at Bill! Unfortunately... Bill was made... of metal! The horseshoe bounced off harmlessly with a metallic CLANG! The temperature was starting to drop below 65 degrees. Our very lives were in danger!

To counteract the temperature change, I made made a delicious meal right there on the spot using the factory breakroom, complete with potatoes and gravy. Not only did the heat from the stove warm the area, but potatoes and gravy have a natural heating effect! We were now immune to the slight cooling powers of Bill. To avert the disaster from spreading to other areas of the factory, I bravely marched straight forward and reached for Bill's control knob, but somehow, he saw me coming! Before I was able to turn the temperatue knob, Bill lunged forward and bit my thumb clean off! I retreated to formulate a new plan, but the distraction from not having a thumb proved to be too great. Fortunately, there was a vending machine nearby that held various limbs and appendages for just such an emergency! I looked through the plexiglass and there it was! A brand spanking new thumb! According to the tag, it cost $.55 cents, but alas, I only had $.50! I called out the the carpet guy, "Hey, I need 5 cents so I can get a new thumb!" He walked up to me with a very serious look on his face as he pulled a nickel from his pocket. He gave me a hard stare right in the eyes. "I got this nickel from breaking a dollar when I bought a bag of m&ms. It's very special to me. If I let you use it, I need your assurance that you will get me an equally special nickel." I gave him my word, and he gave me his nickel. With it, I was able to purchase the new thumb and pop it right on where my severed thumb used to be. I was back in buisness!

In the time it took me to put on my new thumb, the carpet guy had done some research using some sort of worldwide electronic computer network. He found out that air conditoners from the moon were inherently weak against the colors black and white. "Of course!" I said, "It was so obvious!" Using carpet rolls from the factory, the carpet guy and I engaged in a fierce battle with Bill. We both took many blows... of cooled air, but in the end, the powers of the black carpet and the white carpet proved to be too much for Bill. Defeated, he sparked a little and fell over. No more did the world need to fear his powers of temperature control!

The carpet guy came over to me, panting and tired from our battle. "That was a rough one, but like many problems, it was able to be solved with carpet. Come on, let's go to the bar. I'll buy you a drink." I politely shook my head with a smile. "I appreciate it, I do, but I think I'll be going home. Besides, I don't drink." I waved back to the carpet guy as I left and began my journey home. Considering I lived right next door, it was a short journey.

I took another shot of whiskey and smirked at the sunset.

Horseshoes and hand grenades. Potatoes and gravy. Black and white. That's about how we worked, despite everything, worked. We liked it that way too.

I still might pay him back for my thumb.

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:08 am


...

O_O

...

SPOON! ^_^
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:12 am


HanyouOfDarkness
I am writing one ... but it might take a few days to put up.. ^.^


Take your time; remember, the deadline is the thread hitting 25 pages, ior 25 stories, whichever comes first. It is *not* a timed deadline. :>)

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:45 pm


this is taking forever. >.<
does noone in gaia want to write stories about missing thumbs?! D:
lol. whered you get the ending anyway?
PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:42 pm


I took a shot of whiskey and smirked at the sunset. Remembering the day I just had,and wondering how I made everything work.With only horseshoes and grenades(oh by the way sorry for the mess and death of my assistance) Note to self don't pull pin and put grenade in desk draw. The mess it made of people made me think of mashed potatoes and gravy, must be hungry.That stuff will never come out of that carpet. Guess I will have to replace it if the landlord won't. All that blood really looks black against the white walls.
Why did Freddie bring in that grenade and say we had to use it? If he hadn't have died, I would get him back for the loss of my thumb. Now both of my hands look alike. And by the way, we need a new boss with Freddie gone and all. Hey good side is now no more stupid things to work with even though we always made things work out.Hey don't touch that! Don't know if its the cats or the others. The cat has 2 or 3 lives left and I want him to find himself. So that was my day and here I sit, looking up at the sunset through the open hole in the roof. Just one more shot of whiskey and then its on to another place to destroy.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:00 pm


negimalover19409
this is taking forever. >.<
does noone in gaia want to write stories about missing thumbs?! D:
lol. whered you get the ending anyway?


I wrote it. :>)
PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:02 pm


I like it...but the part *I* posted is supposed to be the end of the story. {:>|

rogarn7
I took a shot of whiskey and smirked at the sunset. Remembering the day I just had,and wondering how I made everything work.With only horseshoes and grenades(oh by the way sorry for the mess and death of my assistance) Note to self don't pull pin and put grenade in desk draw. The mess it made of people made me think of mashed potatoes and gravy, must be hungry.That stuff will never come out of that carpet. Guess I will have to replace it if the landlord won't. All that blood really looks black against the white walls.
Why did Freddie bring in that grenade and say we had to use it? If he hadn't have died, I would get him back for the loss of my thumb. Now both of my hands look alike. And by the way, we need a new boss with Freddie gone and all. Hey good side is now no more stupid things to work with even though we always made things work out.Hey don't touch that! Don't know if its the cats or the others. The cat has 2 or 3 lives left and I want him to find himself. So that was my day and here I sit, looking up at the sunset through the open hole in the roof. Just one more shot of whiskey and then its on to another place to destroy.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:02 pm


All was quiet on the western front. The world had gone from speeding out of control to barely turning in a matter of hours. The dead stood still as God had intended. The city stood silent, no cars moved, no animals called out, newspapers floated in the streets. Only days earlier the world had been chaotic and noisy, always busy.

I had always wanted more, more money or friends or things. It didn't matter what I just wanted more. I had never thought much of what I had. My girlfriend was just kind of there. My best friend was a good guy but I wanted a better one. I had a good job as an editor of a fairly large magazine. My loft was well furnished and comfortable. But, I didn't want any of it. Alice was pretty good to me, but she often snapped me out of day dreams of what could have been and what could be.

About a week ago I was headed home from work, waiting at a red light, when suddenly a car went careening into the intersection crashing into the wrong side of traffic. The driver sat perfectly still, head resting on the deployed airbag. I hurled myself out of the taxi I was in, ignoring the driver's yells, and ran to the accident. Something compelled me to help, an action that normally wasn't in my character.

"Are you all right? Can you move?", I half shouted as I opened the door.

With out any warning the driver lunged at me. Hands grasping at the air, mouth snapping at. The man's seat belt saved me that day, I realize now. His eyes were milky and dead, his skin pale, the gash across his forehead not even bleeding. He let out a deep, animalistic moan, as he struggled to escape from his confinement.

I was terrified yet completely entranced by this vision of death, I couldn't even hear the screams as those who had followed me turned and ran. This was it, the chance I needed for life to get spiced up. How foolish I was just a few days ago.

I ran back to my taxi, now deserted by the terrified driver, slide into the driver seat and sped back to my apartment. Every intersection had a similar scene to mine, but most had gruesome results, as the grotesques devoured the flesh of those who had hoped to aid them. Ambulance lights danced on the stationary vehicles as the drivers themselves began to lurch in undeath, after having attempted to save those already turning.

I slammed on my brakes as I got to my building. The walking dead had already begun to hunt for the living. The police had blocked off streets with cars and where firing on those who marched on, unheeding of the demands the cops barked at them. Had these people never paid attention to a zombie movie. The head! Aim for the head! I rushed into my building and ran up the stairs. I hurdled up them two and three at a time as I progressed up to the fifth floor. I approached my door, gasping for breath, and fumbled for my keys. As the locks clicked into place, I heard a dreadful moan from the other side of my door. Alice. Damn. Moans began to echo through the building as if being beckoned to my door. The fists of the dead make wet thumps as they slam into the doors that now barricade them into their once expensive high rise mausoleum.

I decided to progress slowly down the stairs, unsure of what attention may have been brought my way. I could still hear moaning from above, but was getting anxious as the moans began to get closer from below. As I rounded the third flight of stairs I saw one. The eyes didn't seem to focus as the head snapped towards me, the face partially ripped off the right side and hanging loosely to the dripping muscle. It's mouth opened and it lunged after me. I evaded to the right, leaning to far and flipping over the railing. My back roared in agony as I collided with the stairs. Get up. Get up. Run.
I got up. I ran. I hurled myself down the stairwell, into the lobby. The recently dead lurched around me. Adrenaline pulsed through me, letting me continue my frantic rush for the outside.

My taxi sat right outside the building, still running. My next stop was my buddy Ron. I drove, weaving past the many motionless vehicles that clogged the streets, clotting intersections like veins. Cars drove past me as others attempted to escape from the city while I headed towards the very heart. Why had Ron wanted to live so far in? As I drove I made sure to slam the car into any lurchers that made their way into the streets. I learned this was a bad idea when suddenly and without warning the car rolled to a halt, steam pouring out of the engine. Great. Would have to continue on foot for 15 blocks. Can't trust cars that could have a horrible surprise in the back seat. The sun began to disappear as night began to creep over the city.

I made my way down the street keeping my distance from anything I couldn't see under. I gave alleyways a wide berth as I passed them. The undead could be heard shambling around. I stayed as quiet as possible. I knew their vision had faded, theirs eyes dying with most of the brain. I was more worried about being heard or smelled. Ten more blocks. I tripped on a severed arm, hitting the pavement hard. The shambling stops. I slowly raise myself up. The shambling begins again as their surprisingly attuned sense of hearing pinpoints my location. I start to sprint. A low guttural moan is heard from behind. Several similar moans are heard, all from surrounding areas. The clang of trash cans behind knocked over and the lids being kicked echo out of alleys on both sides. I run, my legs aching and lungs burning. Five blocks left. I hurdle over toppled hot dog carts. Thank the Lord for high school track team. I spot the building. It's not far now. I pull from deep down, draw on what remains of my reserves. I slow down, drawing for breath I can't find. My mind stops. I can barely hear the moans, but their definitely getting closer. Legs stop, glued in place as the torso keeps moving. I collapse. The world darkens.

My eyes opened. MY EYES OPENED. I'm alive. I can think. I looked around. I didn't recognize the place I was in. My head was pounding. Suddenly my brain shot into fourth gear. I heard moans and shambling lurkers beyond my sight. The door was hammered shut, but the frame was starting to bulge inward. It might last another hour at the most. I notice someone sitting across from me. He was sitting calmly, sipping a cup of coffee. When he looked at me he raised the mug, tipped his head and continued to drink.

"Howdy. You've been out for a good 8 hours now. Want some coffee?"

His words sounded like poorly acted lines pulled straight from a B-movie.

"Yeah, coffee sounds good. I take it black.", I groaned as I sat up, my back remembering the stairs it had collided with.

"Good, that's the only way it gets served here. Just out of curiosity, why did you run deeper into the city?", he asked, the question looming in the air. He was expecting a tale of valiant effort.

"I was headed to my friends apartment, to get some help.", I responded as the man handed a piping hot mug of java, "Just out of curiosity, who are you?"

"Name's James. And you are-"

He was cut of by the groan of the door starting to give. James dropped his cup as he hurried from his seat and out of the room, the sound of it shattering drowned out by the moans and the door frame starting to splinter. He hurried back into the room hold a power drill and wooden boards. James quickly, with the look of an experienced carpenter about it, drill boards into place strengthening the door frame.

"This place won't be safe much longer. Their stronger than they look. I was at the gym when the break started. I watched a guy who benched 250 get pushed to the ground."

It made sense. Without the brain sending the needed signals, the muscles could work till they turned to dust, no fear of pain holding them back.

"What floor are we on?", this was the kind of information that I needed to know.

"Top floor. Halls are packed full of 'em though."

"Do you have a saw?", I petitioned quizzically.

"Yup, what do you have planned?"

With in moment we where at work, sawing our way through the floor and ripping up boards as we progressed. I peeked into the apartment below. Empty. I eased my way into the room. As soon as I was down James quickly followed. We set to work on this floor. I heard the door above us suddenly collapse. As my attention shifted I felt a burst of pain. James had sawed off my left thumb! Damn! Expletive deleted! I rushed around the room looking for something to stop the bleeding. Paper towels, hand towels, string, and three safety pins later I was back to work.

Floor after floor, we continued down. Sometimes we had to decapitate a zombie that was positioned directly below us waiting arms outstretched, like a child waiting for its mother to lift it up. Finally out the window the street was sprawled out before us. Less zombies then I had thought it would have. They must have progressed up stairs while I was out. Good. I looked out the peep hole. The area visible was empty. I opened the door. The stifling silence of this floor was made eerier by the many open doors, some of which had been forced inward. James and I stepped out into the hall and still nothing. I lifted the crowbar I had found while searching for a first-aid kit. The only noise came from above as the zombies marched into the holes we had made, hitting floors with wet, sloppy thuds. There was no one left alive in this building but me and James. I knew it instinctively. And had already learned to trust my gut.

We headed out into the streets, walking patiently, conserving the energy we had. Three blocks away we raided a mini-mart, grabbing some supplies. We marched on like this till noon, when we came across the first pack I had seen since the night before. James moved first, bolting down the nearest side street. Before I could even think, I was following him. He quickly darted around the next corner. I sped up. As I continued down the corner a had grabbed my shoulder and pulled me against the wall. James had pulled next to a dumpster and signaled for quiet. We sat still. The slight groaning of the decaying limbs as they walked began to pass.

Several minutes passed. We continued. Every mini-mart we passed we raided for non-perishable goods. Soon we had canned food and bags jerky and chips galore. We marched on.

Suddenly a thought grasped me and I turned to James, "Where are we headed?"

"Judging by the street, looks like we are going to the docks."

The docks. Good. We could take a ship, and hopefully make it towards a safe place, across the sea somewhere. I sped up. No, traveling was out of the question. There was no guarantee that this plague was not so wide spread as to have encompassed most of the world. The docks still worked though. We hurried along, ignoring the sounds of the lurking undead. Night was coming soon, and I didn't want to be caught outside when they had the advantage.

"James, how far are the docks?", I dared a whisper to my companion.

"Only a few more blocks. They should be visible soon."

I didn't know the area well, so I let James lead on. He had a better sense of direction. I took charge when we encountered any trouble. While he was most definitely better than me physically, I was a quick study. I had already developed a strategy for each encounter by they time he decided to act. I used cans as a distraction braking up groups then dealing with the stragglers with swift sure blows to the head. The skulls had decayed faster than should have been normal. Maybe a side effect of the plague? It didn't matter, as long as they went down easy.

We made camp in a dumpster. The lids would be nearly be impossible for a zombie to manage and the trash actually made a comfortable bed for our aching backs.

I woke first. I listened patiently for any signs of the undead. It was perfectly silent. Of course. The trash's awful pungent odor had covered ours. A surprising bonus that I hadn't considered. As we left we kept to the alleyways, deciding that any live traffic might have pulled them out to the streets. We were vary wrong. As we rounded a corner we spotted a group of rapidly decayed zombies tearing apart the disemboweled corpse of what appeared to be a young woman. She had been dead for sometime apparently, as her head and upper torso pulled at the lower half of her body, feasting on her own unchanged intestines. I wretched over as my stomach tried to force up all the nothing I had eaten recently. My dry heaving pulled the attention of some towards us.

"Run!!!", James yelled as he grabbed my arm and ran.

We ran. Our feet carried us like the wind. The poetic imagery was lost on me at the time as sheer terror gripped and twisted my insides. We ran. The animal moans echoed out from nearby streets. We were going to die. We couldn't out run all of them, and eventually we would run into them. Those thoughts were the only thing running through my mind. And then, appearing suddenly, a burst of sunlight in my never ending night, I saw ships. Boats, yachts, cruise liners, and skiffs of all sizes loomed in my view.

We ran. I rushed towards a large, ship covered in containers. It made perfect sense. It would have little space beneath deck and be extremely hard for the zombies to enter. We were home free. We rushed up the ramp leading on board the ship. Undead were following us as we turned. Practically reading each others minds we reached for the ramp. We pushed. We strained every fiber of muscle we could use. We dropped the into the bay. We had made it.

The remains of the afternoon were spent searching the ship, from top to bottom, and didn't find a single rotting body. In the captain's room I found a bottle of whiskey. I didn't drink much but it was a special occasion. I headed back up to the deck and the sunset, handing my new found friend and sidekick a glass. We worked really well together. We seemed to think on the same wave length.

I took another shot of whiskey and smirked at the sunset.

Horseshoes and hand grenades. Potatoes and gravy. Black and white. That's about how we worked, despite everything, worked. We liked it that way too.

I still might pay him back for my thumb.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:42 pm


Huzzah for zombies, to!!!! Keep it up! domokun

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:24 pm


hoo-boy, let's see...

It was a cool summer's eve, i was outside, staring at the sunset. It was all normal, for about 5 minutes. Everything went black, then exploded into bright light. My eyes took a few minutes too adjust, and when they did, i wish they hadn't. An ugly green pug looking animal was snarling in my face. I tried to scramble back but my hands and feet were chained to the floor, no that wasn't right, i wasn't on a floor, i was on a table. And the animal was simply a trick played by my eyes. It was actually a bright light. So bright, in fact, i couldn't look directly at it. When i looked around i saw some creatures around me, i tried to suppress a scream but it came out anyway. The creatures around me looked like four legged purple dinosaurs, with test-tubes. "Hakergsor! Hakergsor!" I heard one of the creatures yell, jumping up and down. Something flew out of the test-tube and hit me. I almost puked. It was blood, human, blood. I suddenly was aware of breathing behind me, and tried to look. When i did i saw a head of shaggy, blonde hair, nothing else. I tried to pull free but the chains just got tighter, so i stopped pulling. What happened next is still a blur. I heard sizzling, then the clink of metal on metal. I saw the head move up, bending over and getting off the table. The "scientists" were trying to hold it back, but either they were weak or it was strong, because it easily knocked them down, then headed for me. I braced for impact, but instead i felt a pressure come off of my wrists and heard a gruff voice say "come", so i did. I then saw that the head of hair belonged to a body, human, luckily. "Who are you?" I asked. "My name is brian, and before you ask, we're breaking out of here." I didn't complain. I could almost picture my mom on the phone to the police filing a missing persons report. I nearly bumped into brian as he stopped short. I looked past him and saw robots, with guns. I turned to run but there were robots behind us also. Brian pointed up, i looked up, i saw an air duct. "i can't-" "i can" brian said, jumping up, ripping the grate off and climbing inside, putting a hand down to me. I grabbed it, as the robots started shooting. We crawled, dodging lasers being shot through the metal of the duct. Brian found a metal pan and grabbed it as a shield. I grabbed a bar of a grate that had fallen out as a weapon. We jumped down the next grate. Big mistake. There were hundreds of robots, but behind them there was a door, the door out, brian had told me. Then the robots fired. I dove behind brian, but quickly realized that would do no good. I threw my bar, which crashed into one of the robots, making the others pause. Perfect. I grabbed the bar and smashed another robot, releasing a bar and taking out another two robots. Brian was deflecting shots back at the robots. A laser was charging at me, and by some miracle, i was able to block it with my bar, taking out a robot. One of the shots fired brian deflected right into my thumb. I was too pumped with adrenaline to notice, though. Soon we had fought a path to the door, but there was a lock. We could smash it, but it would take time. Time enough for the robots to kill us. Then i noticed something, it looked like a grenade, but bluish in color. I didn't care. I dove at it, ripped off the top and chucked it. "RUN!" i yelled, and we both sprinted down the hall. We heard a bang, and ran back. the robots were dead. All of them. I swung at the lock a few times and ripped it off. I opened the door and saw a vortex. "where will this take us?" i asked "wherever we were before abduction" brian answered "will i ever see you again?" i don't know, i don't know." And with that brian stepped through the vortex and was gone. I did the same, and landed on my butt, staring at the sunset, with two differences. A cup of whiskey in my hand, and i finally realized i had no thumb. I still didn't know where i had been, or what those creatures were, but oh well. I was home now.
I took a shot of whiskey and smirked at the sunset.

Horseshoes and hand grenades. Potatoes and gravy. Black and white. That's about how we worked, despite everything, worked. We liked it that way too.

I still might pay him back for my thumb.

(i'm not sure if it exactly fits the ending, but i still say it's pretty good. and i changed the ending the tiniest bit, is that ok? i changed "another" to "a", in case you don't see it sweatdrop )
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