Everything is poo (a notice...)

[Officer Hot-Pants]

I feel your pain; I've been off (before today) for nearly eight fraggin' months... crying
*slight clicking noise is heard, reminiscent of a six-shooter*...
...but now I'm back on for a few day!!! *BOOM* Damn flys; come into MY house, will you scream ?...
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* Oops...  

[Pachelbel Canon]

X-BLACK-FIRE-NINJA-X

do you have apple pies eek ?!?

Do you mean at the bakery I work at? Because the answer to that is no.

@Pants: Family Guy reference ftw.