The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Kyreie]

Wish granted! Bon appetit! We are now serving garlic fried mealworms, tarantula casserole and for dessert, chilled monkey brains in their original container! mrgreen

I wish zOMG wouldn't have so much lag!  

[Nei1]

Granted, however you are the ONLY player online in the entire Gaia website.

I wish someone would give me a loving hug.  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, You now have a super clingy guy in your life who follows you around everywhere hugging you every five seconds even when your driving.
I wish Bush had never been president  

[elusivebreath]

Granted but instead we got ... um, I can't think of anything bad about that lol

I wish someone else would cook dinner for a change.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

congratulations your wish is granted tonight you will be treated to dinner by hanibal lecters cattering service we love to serve man and woman for dinner

i wish i could just stay in bed all day with the woman i love  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted you remain in bed never leaving for work, food, or the bathroom. Eventually your home is reposed and two very dessicated corpses are taken away.

I wish for world domination!!!! twisted  

[Kyreie]

Granted Empress! But all the fun goes out of it when you realize just how much paperwork is involved... crying

I wish the cats would clean their own litterbox!  

[Azure Alexea]

(Me Too!!) Granted, Using their new opposable thumbs, your cats have designed a new superior form of cat litter box that automatically cleans itself after every use. However in their new found freedom they finally claim the world they have been wanting for a long time and all of humanity is forced into slavery, catching and hauling tuna 24/7 for their new masters.
I wish we could eradicate the common cold once and for all  

[Agent Ginrei]

Granted, but now the ebola virus is just as common as the cold once was. =/


I wish i had some cookies right now.  

[Malheureux]

Agent Ginrei

I wish i had some cookies right now.

Your wish is my command! *poof* You now have so many COOKIES on your computer that it takes 12½ minutes just to bring up a new browser window.

I wish I had $16,376.30 after I've paid all the taxes due.  

[Agent Ginrei]

(lolz that's a good one with the cookies)


Your wish is granted! Except you get mugged walking home from cashing the check at the bank. crying

I wish i had black hair.  

[babyshinobi]

wish granted... it arrives in the mail still attached to a very jet lagged gorilla unimpressed about having to shed his well groomed hair for your vanity.

I wish bottled water was free  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, but it's extremely polluted and has health hazard warnings plastered all over it.
I wish I was a talented artist  

[mekutataki]

Grantd, but yu go blind so you can never see your work!


I wish I had all me debt pd off and had the easy life I always dreamed of!  

[Kyreie]

Granted! But then you died of boredom...too bad the easy life was so short...RIP. crying

I wish someone would come clean my house, without stealing all my stuff!