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 Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:22 am
bluegrass cat EggaxSponge wow. I don't know whether to be appalled or laugh. Ugh. Lysol would be horrible. It is obviously a spoof, yes? Please tell me it's not real. eek crying its TOTES real! sorry to say, but people believed in DUMB s**t back in the day! rofl I just exploded.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:35 am
EggaxSponge bluegrass cat EggaxSponge wow. I don't know whether to be appalled or laugh. Ugh. Lysol would be horrible. It is obviously a spoof, yes? Please tell me it's not real. eek crying its TOTES real! sorry to say, but people believed in DUMB s**t back in the day! rofl I just exploded. yeeeeah, its pretty disturbing! my gran had that ultra-concentrated lysol under her sink when i was a kiddo. she used it for mopping and such, but i don't think she EVER thought to use it for douching purposes. anyway, it was HELLA strong! she'd open that little bottle and everyone would scatter bc it would make your EYES water. crying i can't imagine there's a way to dilute it enough to make any sane person even THINK of putting it down there. talk2hand
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:05 am
Goddess Ace Ooh, I want Lysol in my v****a heart wow, that was so funny i thought i was going to pee myself, no joke!! lol
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:15 am
I really don't see how lysol would really help anything. If I encountered a woman that smelled like pine trees down there I would probably wonder what she was trying to hide.
Like strippers! They smell like watermelon and other fruits down there!
How do I know this? Um.... a friend told me... yeah.
mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:43 am
angel_half82 I really don't see how lysol would really help anything. If I encountered a woman that smelled like pine trees down there I would probably wonder what she was trying to hide. Like strippers! They smell like watermelon and other fruits down there! How do I know this? Um.... a friend told me... yeah. mrgreen pffffffffffft. "a friend" my a**! ladies and gentlemen, behold, angel! the man who thought it was TOTES okay to have a stripper's THONG hanging from his rear-view mirror, stinking up the car with strawberry-douche smell, when we were LIVING TOGETHER AND SOON-TO-BE MARRIED! stare ya-huh. rofl
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:32 pm
bluegrass cat angel_half82 I really don't see how lysol would really help anything. If I encountered a woman that smelled like pine trees down there I would probably wonder what she was trying to hide. Like strippers! They smell like watermelon and other fruits down there! How do I know this? Um.... a friend told me... yeah. mrgreen pffffffffffft. "a friend" my a**! ladies and gentlemen, behold, angel! the man who thought it was TOTES okay to have a stripper's THONG hanging from his rear-view mirror, stinking up the car with strawberry-douche smell, when we were LIVING TOGETHER AND SOON-TO-BE MARRIED! stare ya-huh. rofl So what happened to the thong ninja question
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:57 pm
Goddess Ace bluegrass cat angel_half82 I really don't see how lysol would really help anything. If I encountered a woman that smelled like pine trees down there I would probably wonder what she was trying to hide. Like strippers! They smell like watermelon and other fruits down there! How do I know this? Um.... a friend told me... yeah. mrgreen pffffffffffft. "a friend" my a**! ladies and gentlemen, behold, angel! the man who thought it was TOTES okay to have a stripper's THONG hanging from his rear-view mirror, stinking up the car with strawberry-douche smell, when we were LIVING TOGETHER AND SOON-TO-BE MARRIED! stare ya-huh. rofl So what happened to the thong ninja question it was disposed of. scream naw, actually, i've never been the type to care if angel goes someplace and ogles other girls. were that the case, we'd never get to have chinese food. xd i DO have a problem with other girls ogling HIM though! stressed
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:06 am
strawberry douche flavour gonk
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:18 am
bluegrass cat Goddess Ace bluegrass cat angel_half82 I really don't see how lysol would really help anything. If I encountered a woman that smelled like pine trees down there I would probably wonder what she was trying to hide. Like strippers! They smell like watermelon and other fruits down there! How do I know this? Um.... a friend told me... yeah. mrgreen pffffffffffft. "a friend" my a**! ladies and gentlemen, behold, angel! the man who thought it was TOTES okay to have a stripper's THONG hanging from his rear-view mirror, stinking up the car with strawberry-douche smell, when we were LIVING TOGETHER AND SOON-TO-BE MARRIED! stare ya-huh. rofl So what happened to the thong ninja question it was disposed of. scream naw, actually, i've never been the type to care if angel goes someplace and ogles other girls. were that the case, we'd never get to have chinese food. xd i DO have a problem with other girls ogling HIM though! stressed Ahem! They see my big beautiful blue eyes and swoon. SAAAAAUUUCCCEEEERRR!!! Anyway that stripper gave me that thong and I felt obliged to hang it from something. cool
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:58 pm
angel_half82 bluegrass cat Goddess Ace bluegrass cat angel_half82 I really don't see how lysol would really help anything. If I encountered a woman that smelled like pine trees down there I would probably wonder what she was trying to hide. Like strippers! They smell like watermelon and other fruits down there! How do I know this? Um.... a friend told me... yeah. mrgreen pffffffffffft. "a friend" my a**! ladies and gentlemen, behold, angel! the man who thought it was TOTES okay to have a stripper's THONG hanging from his rear-view mirror, stinking up the car with strawberry-douche smell, when we were LIVING TOGETHER AND SOON-TO-BE MARRIED! stare ya-huh. rofl So what happened to the thong ninja question it was disposed of. scream naw, actually, i've never been the type to care if angel goes someplace and ogles other girls. were that the case, we'd never get to have chinese food. xd i DO have a problem with other girls ogling HIM though! stressed Ahem! They see my big beautiful blue eyes and swoon. SAAAAAUUUCCCEEEERRR!!! Anyway that stripper gave me that thong and I felt obliged to hang it from something. cool pffffft, angel, we're the only ones in here old enough to remember "saaaaaauuuuuuuuuuccccccccceeeeeeeeeerrrrrr!". xd and yes, exactly! your blue eyes are exactly why i DIDN'T want you going back to contacts. crying now EVERYONE can see how super fine you are and i don't like it! get back in your burka, dammit!!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:48 pm
Look on the bright side, at least she practiced good hygiene(sp) I'd rather have to smell fake strawberries than nasty cooch juice.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:05 am
pineapple07 Look on the bright side, at least she practiced good hygiene(sp) I'd rather have to smell fake strawberries than nasty cooch juice. yeah, but... uh... well, douching ISN'T good hygiene! you aren't supposed to do it unless a doctor tells you to, and even then its only with yogurt, water or vinegar! not strawberry s**t. xd and before people ask it, NO, you cannot use strawberry yogurt. stare
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:29 pm
bluegrass cat pineapple07 Look on the bright side, at least she practiced good hygiene(sp) I'd rather have to smell fake strawberries than nasty cooch juice. yeah, but... uh... well, douching ISN'T good hygiene! you aren't supposed to do it unless a doctor tells you to, and even then its only with yogurt, water or vinegar! not strawberry s**t. xd and before people ask it, NO, you cannot use strawberry yogurt. stare True that but you gotta remember to this day some people still think it is good hygiene. The same people that usually refuse to let their daughters use tampons because they're evil and will kill you. But another thought, what if it wasn't douche? Dun dun dunnnn
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:30 am
pineapple07 bluegrass cat pineapple07 Look on the bright side, at least she practiced good hygiene(sp) I'd rather have to smell fake strawberries than nasty cooch juice. yeah, but... uh... well, douching ISN'T good hygiene! you aren't supposed to do it unless a doctor tells you to, and even then its only with yogurt, water or vinegar! not strawberry s**t. xd and before people ask it, NO, you cannot use strawberry yogurt. stare True that but you gotta remember to this day some people still think it is good hygiene. The same people that usually refuse to let their daughters use tampons because they're evil and will kill you. But another thought, what if it wasn't douche? Dun dun dunnnn well, toxic shock syndrome from tampons was a fairly recent fear to get over. i mean, that s**t KILLED people, so it affected a whole generation's thinking on tampons.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:03 pm
bluegrass cat pineapple07 bluegrass cat pineapple07 Look on the bright side, at least she practiced good hygiene(sp) I'd rather have to smell fake strawberries than nasty cooch juice. yeah, but... uh... well, douching ISN'T good hygiene! you aren't supposed to do it unless a doctor tells you to, and even then its only with yogurt, water or vinegar! not strawberry s**t. xd and before people ask it, NO, you cannot use strawberry yogurt. stare True that but you gotta remember to this day some people still think it is good hygiene. The same people that usually refuse to let their daughters use tampons because they're evil and will kill you. But another thought, what if it wasn't douche? Dun dun dunnnn well, toxic shock syndrome from tampons was a fairly recent fear to get over. i mean, that s**t KILLED people, so it affected a whole generation's thinking on tampons. True, very true. I had a friend who's mom refuse to let her have tampons so I basically gave one to her at school. I have never again seen someone on their period so happy.
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