Can you kill a joke?

[Phaeton 2]

I learned this one from Breznev...

What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
"Cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

EDIT: I can't believe I got a golden trunk from that. Thanks, Breznev.  

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Phaeton 2

I learned this one from Breznev...

What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
"Cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

EDIT: I can't believe I got a golden trunk from that. Thanks, Breznev.

LOL. thats epic.

A blonde and a burnett are catching up ofter having not seen each other for a while, the burnett says to the blonde, "I'm married to Kenny now."
The blonde replies, "Really, I used to date him. Isn't he the one with the really bad dandruf?"
"Yeah," answered the burnett, "but I fixed that, I gave him head and shoulders."
The blonde looked really confused and after a few moments asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"  

[emmmahy]

Your mother, the person who gave birth to you is suffering of obesity in such an amount, that the popular night places to dance had placed a plaque with writing on it to say that the insides of the facility can contain two hundred and fifty persons, or they could contain the person who gave birth to you, your mother.

it is dead now.