Talking to Strangers

[pickle relish]

I keep asking people "Do you think it's possible to die by injection of crushed cereal?"

...they keep disconnecting.  

[Erverain]

Well, you can die if a single air bubble is put in your veins, so crushed cereal, being larger, would probably work just as well. It would certainly clog up quite a bit.  

[pickle relish]

That was sort of my thinking, too. But no one will answer me!! D:  

[invisible-weirdo]

lol That makes me want to start conversations with 'Can you get an STD from having sex with a zombie?'

Hrm...Maybe I'll get Mr. Cow to do that tonight XP  

[AlcoholicPancake]

Sr. and Jr. Got deported back to Megabobalopolis, the metropolis of Hopinpopastopalis. They snuck into our world, and then Sr.'s wife died. My magical dragon was born here, so he's a citizen, but Jr. and Sr. weren't so they had to leave.

;____;


Wow, I seriously need to get some sleep... Haha, I'm going to be on Omegle more tomorrow though to harass people a bit more.

Quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

[] Pay the fine
[] Go to jail
[] Resist arrest

You: I resist arrest

Stranger: PREPARE TO DIE!

[Erverain]

Alright, Pancake, you recharge the Heckling cells. We'll see you later.
And is that an Oblivion reference? Nice.  

[pickle relish]

I have a marriage proposal!! XD  

[Erverain]

Careful, it can be saved and used against you.
...If whoever is on the other side can track you down.  

[pickle relish]

...I can still break off the engagement. >.>  

[Erverain]

And thus the oddities of the Internet flow ever onward.  

[[ Terra ]]

Taeryyn

Stranger: you do not know your ancestors?
You: haven't met them, no. they're dead.

Gotta say, I just loved that. xd  

[Blackie the Cow]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, can you get an STD from having sex with a zombie?
Stranger: how are you today
Stranger: lol
You: I'm feeling brilliant
You: Just worried >.>
You: <.<
Stranger: dude...what are you thinking
You: Well you see.....
You: I kinda had sex with an exhumed corpse
Stranger: lol
Stranger: okey

I giggled just a little  

[124-C]

pickle relish

I have a marriage proposal!! XD

I'm gonna kill that Hal... mad  

[Blackie the Cow]

Here's one that lasted a surprisingly long time

You: Can you get an STD from having sex with a zombie?
Stranger: nurse joy at your service
Stranger: how is your pokemon today
Stranger: ask nurse joy please.
You: Nurse Joyce, can you get an STD from having sex with a zombie?
Stranger: i think yes
Stranger: not if you use special condoms though
Stranger: of course.
You: How will this affect my pokemon?
Stranger: how won't it affect your pokemon
You: Elaborate
Stranger: sexing zombies are quite amusing if you ask me
Stranger: K BYE YOUR REALLY BORINGGGGG
You: awww....
Stranger: oh hiyour back
You: I thought you were going to say more in regards to the effects of sexing a zombie on my pokemons
Stranger: nurse joy doesn't specialize in this cateogory i was lying
You: I thought you knew everything about pokemon health?
You: =(
Stranger: not when you have zombies in this
You: Nothing about possible psychological trauma caused by watching their trainer have sexual relations with the undead?
Stranger: please. i do not comprehend your use of huge language
You: or what would happen if the pokemon itself was forced to have sexual relations with said zombie
Stranger: hence my job with pokemons and pokeballs and health potions
You: I see...
Stranger: oui oui
You: If my pokemon becomes a zombie from sexual relations with a zombie would a full heal cure it?
Stranger: only if its male yes
Stranger: of course ash from ketchuptown
You: Mmhmm
You: Very interesting
You: I'll have to put that to the test
Stranger: indeed
You: Come hither piplup!
Stranger: POKEMON NERD
Stranger: piplups are banned from this region
You: I see
You: What about my scyther?
Stranger: only pikachus
Stranger: scythers are green. did you know that
You: I was unaware
Stranger: oh how interesting
You: I thought they were black, white, and gray
You: Like all pokemon
Stranger: what about yellow and brown, are you not including asians? :O
You: My dearest Nurse Joy, you miss the reference
Stranger: i speak pokenese i am using a translator
You: I see...
Stranger: yes.
You: Interesting language
You: I do adore it's complexities
Stranger: pakistanese if you please in your native language
Stranger: our descendants tend to stay near pakistan
You: Ahh....
Stranger: all nurses.
You: Did not know that
Stranger: come visit some day
You: I will
You: I wish to see the pokemotherland
Stranger: do not tell a soul about this
Stranger: or else our homeland will be destroyed
Stranger: by...team rocket
You: FIENDS!
Stranger: !!!!!
You: I shall hunt them down like the dogs they are!
Stranger: OH PLEASE for me!
You: The homeland will be saved!
Stranger: oh what shall i repay you with kind sir
You: Nothing more than your kind words and facilities to heal my pokemon
Stranger: that will be a deal sir.
You: I am a kindly pokemon trainer
You: Nice things are my thing
Stranger: where do you live? is it far from my homeland
You: I live in the Kanto region
Stranger: oh hmmm
You: On Cinnabar Island
You: Blaine was my mentor
Stranger: they make really good curry donuts
You: Indeed
Stranger: blaine is my father
You: LE GASP!
Stranger: !
You: He speaks fondly of you
You: Didn't know his daughter was a Nurse Joy
Stranger: oh :$
Stranger: hehe well blaine is a kind father
You: Indeed despite his fiery temperment
Stranger: !!!!!!!!
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: my father never has temper.
You: YOU SPEAK LIES!
Stranger: maybe only competitive in battles
Stranger: that will be it
You: He burns with the very flames that his pokemon spew at his command!
Stranger: oh father
Stranger: i will speak with him if you wish
You: You should
Stranger: then i will
You: He says it has been many years
Stranger: since i was born. nearly 200 years
Stranger: it would be an honor if he still recognizes me
You: Piloswine's tusk! 200 years!?!?!
Stranger: yes. you shant tell anyone
Stranger: lancome really works well with skin
Stranger: i hide all my wrinkles well
You: Indeed you do
Stranger: oh shucks
You: Now I must go off to defeat the evil Team Rocket to stop their evil machinations!
You: ..............OF EVIL!
Stranger: !!!!!!!!
You: I CHOOSE YOU CHARIZARD!
You: *hops onto the charizard's back*
You: I am now off on my quest
Stranger: L;OL do you live in china
You: Nope
You: As I said, I live in the Kanto region!
You: *flies off on Charizard's back*
You: FARE THEE WELL!  

[Bassios]

I get rather... odd. biggrin

Quote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey there
You: smile
Stranger: hw are you?
You: I'm good thanks, You?
Stranger: same
Stranger: how old r you?
You: 50,000
You: I got put on ice a few thousand years back
You: Really puts things into perspective
Stranger: hahaha
You: Though, I suppose, technically I'm 20. That's how old I was when I was FROZ'D.
Stranger: 49,980??
You: Yeah, like I said, it really puts things into perspective
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im 15 btw
Stranger: male or female?
You: Uh...
You: That's a good question
You: I'm not entirely sure I HAVE a gender any more
Stranger: good to know
Stranger: im bi
You: Is that some sort of code, or have you forgotten what an apostrophe is? o.0
Stranger: wat?
You: er?
Stranger: apostrophe ??/
Stranger: wats that?
You: Y'know, the thing that's supposed to sit between the I and M in the word "I'm"
You: This thing --> '
Stranger: oo haha
Stranger: wat i meant was... i'm bisexual
You: I'm pandasexual
You: I love me some hawt furry panda
Stranger: haha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: does he know kungfu?
Stranger: it mean "it"
You: No, I did try to teach it
You: But I just got mauled
You: I found the best way to get it to make sweet, sweet love to me was to get it RIDICULOUSLY drunk
You: Works every time
You: wink
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: give the panda some bamboo
You: I did, it tried to insert it into orifices that don't need bamboo in them
Stranger: haha
You: Bamboo in the a** is VERY uncomfortable
You: Makes sitting down a nightmare
Stranger: haha
You: On the other hand, it does get it to eat my a** out... I suppose I can live with it
Stranger: haha yummy
Stranger: btw... m or f
You: Who, the panda?
Stranger: u
Stranger: lol
You: razz Okay, seriously for a second. I'm 20, I live in the UK and I'm male
You: Your turn
Stranger: 15 Malaysia male
You: Cool
You: smile
Stranger: u watch football?
You: No, can't stand it
Stranger: haha i love football
Stranger: im suprise ur from UK and doesnt like football
You: Never liked it, I'm not a sports person
You: I like archery, but that's it
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: have u ever use it for bad thing?
You: Nope
Stranger: oo i see
You: Yeah, I'm pretty boring really
Stranger: ya me too
You: Oh well. Hopefully my band will get going soon
You: Then I won't be so boring
Stranger: band?
You: Yeah, I play guitar
Stranger: nice
You: Oh well, It's time for me to go now
You: Things to see, people to do
You: Nice talking to you
Stranger: ya ok
Stranger: bye