Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Koneko Midoria]

Because Every time I look at you in the sun, you blind me.

 

[YunieCookie]

Because I could see you thinking of killing me off .__.  

[Kalstolyn]

Because you REFUSED to move closer to my family!  

[wakusei]

I realized you just had me under a spell!  

[infinite_personalities101]

Because you tracked too many leaves into the house I REFUSE CLEAN UP AFTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Bassios]

Because you erased my Viking Tomato doodles! crying

 

[Saverio C.]

Because an ocean was more then our love could reach over  

[Alarias]

I couldn't handle you serenading me with those love songs all the time *plugs ears*  

[Phaeton]

You couldn't trust me enough to just take off that mask.  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because I couldn't understand what the heck you were saying!

 

[pickle relish]

You always wear that scarf over your face. I've never seen the bottom part of your face. Don't you trust me? Are you afraid that I'll leave you if I know what you really look like?!  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you always have that dang umbrella. EVEN WHEN IT'S SUNNY.

 

[Alarias]

You wouldn't stop clawing the furniture crying  

[Erverain]

You love your snowman more than you ever loved me. And told me so, which was the last straw.  

[wakusei]

I didn't want to keep cleaning your litter box!