The What If....Game

[Kusaragi]

I would make everyone's hair funny colors.

What if you could remodel your house?  

[Kusaragi]

I would back up the sewers and steal everyone's left shoe.

What do you usually set aside to do "Later"?  

[Soreph]

Everything that requires effort.

What if you could throw fireballs?  

[Lobo-chan]

I would probably get grounded or arrested sad

What if you didn't have a butt?  

[Saverio C.]

Guess I'd be a**-out

What if I wasn't so witty.  

[Arcanas]

Wait, you were witty?

What if you were God?  

[Lobo-chan]

Then when my kid came to earth to save humans from their stupidity... it would be a virgin, male pregnancy, just for the laughs.

What if you were suddenly and for no apparent reason the opposite gender?  

[Saverio C.]

Girls locker Rooms times 1 million!

What if you lost your writing hand?  

[Arcanas]

That would totally suck...I love be left handed. I guess I'd never write anything ever again, since I refuse to use my right hand for writing.

What if you woke up one day, and you were still your proper gender, but you had a p***s/v****a?  

[Lobo-chan]

.... About time!
But nah, seriously? If I was still a girl but suddenly had a p***s, I'd spend my morning trying to figure out how to pee standing up and then... I dunno, bemoan the fact that my pants fit differently and perhaps wear a skirt that day and wonder if this was permanent.

What if anything you imagined came to life?  

[Saverio C.]

Lets just say that I would be really dehydrated! wink

What if you only saw in black and white  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

I'd probably think it was cool and start talking in a '60s accent.

What if Barney the Dinosaur and friends knocked on your door right now?  

[Saverio C.]

I'd see how good he was at a fist fight.

What if we lived in the old west.  

[Lobo-chan]

Then we'd be back in time with no indoor plumbing or electricity and many people would complain (unless they didn't remember modern convenience).

What if you were at the zoo and saw a turtle that was also Gene Wilder? (the actor from the old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, was also in Blazing Saddles)