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 Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:41 pm
Beat up the old lady next door and STEAL her cat !!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:36 pm
Problem:
I forgot to finish my math homework! What should I do?
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:48 pm
See if there is any spare time before or between classes to complete it.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:49 pm
forget bout it, it's only homework.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:25 pm
To all Procrastinators! I have a message...
Set it (the paper or book or both) on fire and tell the teacher aliens abducted you and while you were gone your dog pooped on it, your sister colored on it, your dad shredded it, and your mom burned it.
You will receive it eventually...
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:40 pm
Problem: The neighbour's dog keeps sneaking into my yard and pooping on my lawn !!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:29 pm
Good:
Go talk to your neighbor about it, and calmly explain the situation.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:12 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:34 pm
Start taking dumps on your neighbour's lawn to show them how you feel whenever their little yapper comes over and leaves a turd on your lawn.
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:42 pm
Problem: You're in a crowded supermarket aisle and the person walking in front of you is blocking the aisle and moving like molasses !
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:35 pm
Be a gentleman and ask them if they could hurry up or move to the side so you and others can get through.
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:09 pm
Yell at the person and tell them to move their fat a**! scream
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:17 pm
Pull out a gun and shoot the person in the back of the head. Once you've done that, move their corpse out of the way so that people can get through.
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:41 pm
You're walking down the street and an annoying obnoxious person who gets on your nerves is coming towards you !
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:10 pm
Just casually walk by them and if they say hello, wave, but don't speak to them. If they want to chat, tell them you have to go somewhere. Telling a little white lie is better than punching them in the face.
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