Quotes: do you have a favorite one?

[Ensis Aurum]

"Put The ******** Lotion In The Basket!!" - Buffalo Bill

"Personally, I could live without ever having existed..." - John Ellis

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day; Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - John Ellis
"Actually, he'll be warm for a couple hours afterward, too." - Asa Spain

"Life's a b***h and then you die." - Anonymous

"If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowances for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies;
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it in one turn of pitch - and - toss,
And lose and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart, and nerve, and sinew
To serve your turn long after these are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the will which says to them "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crouds and keep your virtue
Or walk with kings - nor lose your common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count on you, but none too much;
If you can fill an unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the earth and all that's in it.
And -which is more - you'll be a man, my son." - 'If...' by Rudyard Kipling  

[Epitome of Atrophy]

"Bannana bannana bannana terricota bannana terricot terricota
pie."  

[Make Soap]

Epitome of Atrophy

"Bannana bannana bannana terricota bannana terricot terricota
pie."

I almost bought your hair style.

 

[1337one]

I',m right ypur wrong deal with it *a sticker i bought from a vending machine*

You can not get or recieve some without first giving something of equal or greater value * Full metal alchemist*

And my favorite one is


power Corrupts us Right, and knoledge is power correct, then they send us to school to currupt us  

[Epitome of Atrophy]

UtterRejection

Epitome of Atrophy

"Bannana bannana bannana terricota bannana terricot terricota
pie."

I almost bought your hair style.

I didn't buy it.
My friend did.
And I have no money to change it.  

[Bubbling_Stream]

"Never frown, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile."

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

"But Peach, You're the dumbass. You should die!" "Obey me, ********!!" "I don't get it, but OK!"-The Final Revenge. It's a parody on Newgrounds.  

[-Isel-]

"Go to brunch. Go to brunch. Why don't you go to brunch? Go to brunch!"
"Quit saying that!"
"Go to brunch! Go to... uh... LINE!"
*whispering* "Go to brunch! Go to ******** brunch, you ******** and Hoop  

[tiki-riki]

"Hey there, you know I think you are very attractive." -shows thumbs up,
"Well, you have very nice features, yourself."- throws an apple over,
"Really? I think my eyes are too far apart* - looks in the mirror and checks face.

haha that never gets old. and another one:

this guy walks up to a service person and says"Hey could you help me with..." the service person walks away "What a ******** a** you are!" the guy yells after the person, the service guy turns and asks :"what did you say?: and the guy says "nothing" while holding his neck.

lmfao, that one was just hilarius ^_^  

[Fayaree]

UtterRejection

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day; to the last syllable of recorded time; and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. "
This was said by Macbeth in the play Macbeth, written by Shakespheare.

Macbeth is awesome! There are many quotes form that story I like  

[Fayaree]

Ensis Aurum

"Life's a b***h and then you die." - Anonymous

Personally I like "Life is a Witch and then you Fly"-anonymous  

[Wept]

"Do or do not there is no try."- Yoda

" 'Why did you become a great warrior?'
' Because I didn't have enough courage to be a farmer.'" Druss, property of David Gemell

"Power corupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely."- Anonymous

"Life is not fair, get used to it."-Bill Gates

"Knowledge is power."-Anonymous

"Two wise men and a fool were in the desert. A hungry lion starts to come towards them. The first wise man is thinking the lion is 6ft. long from nose to tail tip and 250 pounds. The second wise man is thinking that the lion looks old and weak so it is more likely to attack prey that cannot run far away from it. The fool shoots the lion. But then again he didn't know any better."- David Gemell

"War does not make one great."-Yoda  

[MadamoiselleMorganne]

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[AlcoholicPancake]

All the worlds indeed a stage
and we are merely players,
performers, and portrayers.
Each another's audience
outside the guilded cage
~Leon Peart(Rush)(This is a slightly changed quote from shakespear too)

"Booze may not be the answer, but it helps forget the question"
~I don't know

"I have a p***s, I can do what I want"
~I've been saying this for years.  

[Pow in the Wow]

"you want no drama b***h. my name ain't a d**k so keep it outta yo mouth. come say it where you can see me and i'll holla back at chur". -me

"a stranger is a friend you haven't meet yet"- annoymous  

[Sir GiggleSnort]

"Nothing has to be true forever. Just long enough, to tell you the truth."

The Truth, Terry Prachett