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I'll guess...44

Now...What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

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Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaa~

whee  

[reni_goldenstar]

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."
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#19

...we get multiple guesses, right?  

[reni_goldenstar]

What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
"Cheap, cheap!"
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#8  

[reni_goldenstar]

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
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#3  

[reni_goldenstar]

What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread?
"If I had that much dough, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole."
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#2  

[reni_goldenstar]

How do you know if a chef is a clown?
The food tastes funny.

Alt: Everyone is smiling as the Joker laughs
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#21  

[kori tsunami]

My fave number #23

What kind of pants does Mario wear?


Denim denim denim  

[reni_goldenstar]

You can't get any more famous when you get your very own candy bar named after you. You know what Michael Jackson's candy bar is? White chocolate, no nuts.
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#50  

[reni_goldenstar]

Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall
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Because I am all class.

#33  

[reni_goldenstar]

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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#31

...And have a friend who likes to email very joke he hears  

[reni_goldenstar]

Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.
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11  

[reni_goldenstar]

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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groans

15  

[reni_goldenstar]

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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1  

[reni_goldenstar]

Yo mamma is so white she makes the pilsbeary doe boy look like a Mexican.
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Yes, yes she is.

35  

[Narishia]

.: [ #32!

Instead of a joke, can a pick up line work?
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, hi how are yah? ] :.