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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:12 pm
how about a alcoholic Bevvy? please don't drink and drive. and if you drink and drive, don't park. accidents cause people.
yuckaflux
1 giant bowl(big as you can find) all the clear alcoholic beverages you can find. all the fruit you can find.(peffered oranges, strawberries myself)
its simple... if you want to be totally wasted for a week...make some yuckaflux!
step 1. cut your choice fruits and place them into the container. step 2. add the booze. step 3. allow the fruit to soak in the liquid goodness and also seep some of its fruity goodness into the liquid. for a day. (keep refrigerated) step 4.throw the biggest party of the year in some field that is 20 miles away from all civilisation.
warning: this is the most volatile alcoholic thing ever created by man. be warned that the hangover will last approx a month. and will also tear a black hole into your pocket. this is only for the most brave souls to try it. when attempting to make this stuff. try not to have it at home. stuff will be destroyed.. like the entire left wing of your house will have collapsed.(once is usually more then enough for most people)
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:01 am
Easy-Peasy Hamburger Soup
1 pound (1/2 kilogram) ground beef 1 white onion, chopped 1 14 ounce (411g) can petite diced tomatoes 3 15 ounce (425g) can cooked mixed vegetables (I used Veg-all) 1 11.5 ounce (325 mL) can vegetable juice (V8 ) 2 Tbs (30 mL) beef boullion granules OR 2 boullion cubes Black pepper to taste
(Please note, the can sizes above are standard in the US; I transferred the weights for our overseas friends. If your cans are slightly bigger or smaller, this recipe will still work!!)
Brown the onions and ground beef together until all pink is gone; drain fat. Dump everything else into the pot; heat to simmering, and allow to simmer for about ten minutes. Adjust salt and pepper to taste, and serve! This makes about two to six servings, depending on how hungry you are!!
The hardest part about this recipe is writing it down!! rofl
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:42 am
Mara_Brightwing The hardest part about this recipe is writing it down!! rofl Ctrl + P = PRINT! xp
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:53 am
Tuna Noodle Casserole - Family Size
(Unfortunately, I don't have the "recipe" (mom) here with me, and I don't do the shopping, so I dunno can sizes and all that. I'll try to be descriptive sweatdrop )
A normal-sized packet of spirally noodles 2 non-family-sized cans of cream of mushroom soup 2 normal-sized cans of mushrooms (o'course, if you like shroomies, make it the large can wink ) 2 cans of tuna fish, drained Mayo Milk - start with a half-cup (because I can't remember how much to really put in), and if that doesn't look right then add more Cheese (We use cheddar or Colby Jack)
1. Get the noodle-water going and set the oven to 350F degrees. When it boils, start cooking the noodles as according to package directions. 2. Start throwing everything else but the mayo and cheese in a big casserole dish, pretty much in the order I've listed it. Order doesn't really matter, except make milk last, and don't add any more until after you've stirred it (see next step). 3. Stir the casserole stuff (should be shroomie stuff, tuna, and half-cup of milk) up. 4. Throw in two glops of mayo (glop = stick a rubber spatula into the jar and scoop out, well, a glop) and stir everything together. 5. Probably add more milk at this point (because I think I have written down too little milk, but better to start at not enough rather than too much) and stir again. 6. Put in a double-handful of grated cheese (that's about a cup's worth, I think) and stir some more. 7. Add mayo as necessary to make the goop nice and gloppy - it shouldn't be as easy to stir as, say, liquid; it should make gloppy sounds as you stir it. 8. By the time I'm done dinking around with the goop, the noodles are usually done - drain the water, rinse in cold water, and throw them in with the goop in the casserole dish. 9. Stir everything together and sprinkle a layer of cheese over the top. 10. Pop the dish in the oven for...I'm pretty sure it's half an hour. Until the cheese on top is melted - I like it when the cheese on the edges starts getting a little brown. 11. Remove from oven and let it cool down for a while. This is easiest done by serving some out and letting it sit on the plate for a while.
The original recipe called for cream of celery soup, but I hate celery. You could probably go with cream-of-anything soup, and whatever veggies you like instead of mushrooms if shroomies aren't your thing. You could add other veggies to my recipe too for some variety.
This recipe feeds me, my bro, and my mom for dinner that night plus one more meal of leftovers for all of us. O'course, I love this meal so I eat a lot of it, so it'd probably stretch a bit more with people who don't go back for thirds sweatdrop
Oh, and the "salt to taste" thing? Not necessary, between the tuna, shroomies, and cheese. Black pepper's not bad on it, nor is garlic. But normally you really won't need to add any salt. ^.^
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 1:26 pm
Easy Onigiri
Onigiri! A staple in the Japanese boxed lunch (bento), it adds character to otherwise plain rice. Makes it easier to eat when taking your lunch with you. Also great with Ramen noodles! Use your imagination on onigiri, there is no end to the variety availible. A great way to get rid of left over rice from a previous meal. Practice this one, it may take a few tries before you learn to make a consistant shape and size each and every time. It should look like a triangle with 3 dimensions. Brings back memories of Shinkansen stations =).
medium grain rice (Korean or Japanese) water salt sushi nori, 1 inch by 5 inch strips (seaweed laver) (optional) Chinese five spice powder (optional) umeboshi (Japanese Pickled Plums) (optional) toasted sesame seeds (optional) canned tuna or smoked salmon (optional)
1 servings Change size or US/metric Change to: servings US Metric 5 minutes
Let rice cool to where you aren't burning your hands when you handle it.
Wash hands!
Rinse hands and leave wet, and rub palms with salt. Take a handful of rice and ball with hands, using palm of left hand to form the base, and the palm and fingers of your right hand to form the two sides of a triangle. Toss and rotate so that the side that was on your left palm is now rotated to one of the sides on your right hand. Repeat until you have a nice triangle shape.
Repeat starting with rinsing hands and salting hands. Wet hands do not stick to rice, which makes shaping the rice much easier. The salt adds flavor and helps to sterilize any bacteria. Consistency is key with the shapes and size, this will come with practice!
Now that you have a basic rice ball, you can flavor with any of the optional ingredients or a mix: Sushi Nori- Simply wrap a piece of sushi nori around the rice ball. This is a very basic rice ball, and is seen in many boxed lunches.
Chinese 5 Spice- I will often add a dash of 5 spice to the salt I'm using to add aroma and taste. Don't over do it, 5 spice becomes bitter if used excessively!
Toasted Sesame Seeds- Sprinkle on top for aroma and taste. Can also use prepackaged Japanese rice dressing, sold in glass bottles to be shaken over rice for flavor.
Ume-boshi or cooked fish- In one of the two flat sides of the onigiri, press a divot into it with a finger, and fill with the desired stuffing. Leave open or cover with a strip of sushi nori- not the ume boshi though! You don't want to choke on the seed if you didn't know it was there!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:04 pm
I gots an easy one. I cook all the time. I've always lived in West Virginia so there wasn't much else left to do. Here's the easiest yummiest breakfast thing that's soooo easy. Bird's Nest: Ingredients: 2 pieces sliced bread (your preference) 1 good sized pat of butter 2 eggs
Tear a little yolk sized hole out of center of both pieces of bread. Let butter melt in frying pan on medium/medium low heat. Place holy (haha!) bread in pan to toast a littttle bit before adding eggs. After a minute or two... Break an egg into each hole in bread. Let bottoms of eggs get done and firm... Lift bread w/spatula to check. Flip bread, the eggs are part of bread now. Let other side get done. I prefer my yolks runny so that I can first poke yolk and let it seep into butter toasted bread.... yummy. Salt if desired. This is the easiest breakfast in the world! You can make a sandwhich out of this if the yolks are cooked fully. I just cut it into bite sized pieces and scarf it though!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:43 pm
I have a grilled cheese one xD
Cignoni's Damn Fattening Grilled Cheese Sandwich For PROPANE stoves
Ingredients -Butter -2 Slices Bread -Mushrooms (Optional) -Tomatoes (Optional) -CHEESE @_@ -Cooking Pan
Instructions -First! Slice the cheese, tomatoes, and mushrooms -Start by spreading butter on both pieces of bread (one side) -Put a small pat of butter on the pan, and turn the stove on to a reasonable power -Once the butter on the pan has melted and spread, lay ONE piece of bread BUTTER-SIDE DOWN -While the bread is on the pan, add the cheese, mushrooms, and tomatoes, and top it with the other piece of bread BUTTER FACING OUTSIDE -When the bread on the pan is to you liking, CAREFULLY flip the Sandwich over -Put a surface over the pan to trap in heat so the cheese can melt for a while -When the bread is to your liking, serve and enjoy dammit!
WARNING Don't get burned dammit! And, remember, this is greasy and fattening, but absolutely delicious!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:31 pm
They all look so good eek
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:03 am
Kindergarten Chili
(I call this Kindergarten Chili because we make it without many hot spices in our house, and it's really easy to make. You can add as much spice to it as you like!)
1 pound (500 g) ground beef 1 onion, chopped 4 15 ounce (425 g) cans of Ranch Style Beans (Black label works best) (note: This brand of beans is integral to the recipe. If it's not available to you, your chili won't be the same as mine, but I encourage you to experiment!) 1 14.5 ounce (411 g) can petite diced tomatoes 1 11.5 ounce (325 ml) can vegetable juice (V8 or similar) OR 2 8 ounce (226 g) cans tomato sauce 2 Tbs (30 ml) beef boullion granules OR 2 boullion cubes (dissolved) 1Tbs (15 ml) chili powder (increase amount for spicier flavor) 5 dashes tabasco sauce (increase amount for spicier flavor) Pepper to taste (Cayenne Pepper can also be used to increase the spice level; you can also substitute 2 cans of Ro-Tel tomatoes (tomatoes and chilies, usually in a 10 ounce (283 g) can) for the diced tomatoes.)
Brown beef and onion until there is no pink left in the meat; drain fat. Add all ingredients EXCEPT tomatoes; drain tomatoes before adding. Allow to simmer for about ten minutes; check spice level. Allow to simmer for ten minutes every time you increase the spice level.
When the spice level is to your liking, serve!
(Before I get blasted by my sweet and gentle Texas neighbors, yes, I am aware that a real chili has no beans and no tomatoes. And yes, I am aware that the best way to eat it is by itself with some dill pickles on the side. You cook your way, I'll cook mine! biggrin )
BTW - if you want to stretch your chili, serve it over rice. This also serves to lessen the spice level, if you have a guest that has trouble with spicy foods. (Crackers and milk help too!)
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:07 am
yay a chili recipie!! *i like mine spicy!* but that's easy enough to fix. I'ma make that one this weekend.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:10 am
Oh gawd, tuna rice balls...(*droolies begin*) Rice is so nice...
I remember I was over a friend's house years ago (I was in middle school 0.o) and her step-mom made like little grilled tuna patties or something...I think it was canned tuna fish, but shaped into little patties (there had to be something to hold it together...mayo, maybe?) and browned on each side...darn tasty...I think I'm gonna try experimenting this weekend; I'll let y'all know how it turns out. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:27 am
Oh I'm soooo gonna try some of these as soon as payday and grocery shopping come around next week. Living off of saltines and ramen at the moment!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:31 am
im trying to find my hawt sause recipie that can peel paint...i have to wear rubber gloves and a face mask when im cutting the pepers..lol its freeking hot!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:52 pm
Ahhhhh! i just got finished cooking some more fajitas~! and the mosquitos ate me freakin alive... that combined with me stepping in the anthill yesterday barefoot... i have at least 40 bug bites right now... and they ALL itch so bad... cry
*trying not to scratch* sweatdrop
(it's not working very well)
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:00 pm
Try making a paste of a little baking soda and water, and dab on the bites...it should help...
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