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 Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:01 pm
Not very good tastes
Chocolate made for baking.
Leave it in the bag.
When melted and froze,
And filled with the alcohol,
My mom makes rum balls. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:07 pm
"Take one for the team",
I said to one of my friends.
He's a shemale now.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:54 pm
Jaft's above posting
has made me very happy
Keep on writing, dude!
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:58 pm
The Doggy
Where is my Fido?
I went to the road and looked.
Nothing but roadkill.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:04 pm
i laughed so hard i
stop'd breathing for a moment
Jaft, you're good at this
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:06 pm
I feel bad for him...
Fido, that is, he is dead...
died from a bad death...
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:27 pm
An Excursion
I went shopping once.
For good food and clothes I think.
Instead my butt hurts.
Ty to all my fans.
FYI I am a poet. razz
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:06 am
Well, if we're being artistic. razz
Dirge
Lurid moon hangs and
skies moan; tears ebb from heaven.
Requiem of Loss.
The mournful song plays
but even as lost, released:
lost souls find their way.
Kissed with forgiveness
rain purifies all our faults.
Wash away the shame.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:16 am
I can always rhyme.
Any place and any time.
My work is sublime.
A rhyming haiku beyotches!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:22 pm
And here I had thought
This thread wouldn't do too well
But I am wrong, no?
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:51 pm
Tickling
Tickling babies
often results in white vomit
all over my shirt.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:42 am
Jaft comes out to play
Rhyming in the haiku thread
Adds another twist
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:00 am
I am retarded
My retarded brain thinks very bad
My brain is messed up
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:13 am
Ritz's words jumbled,
Bouncing, rolling and tumbled,
But yet not mumbled
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:23 am
How does he know
My words jumble like his feet
Stumble at times
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