Wishing game

[Lobo-chan]

It stops... and you have a flat tire, good job, now it can't be fixed. stare

I wish I could speak in a language only understood by me and a ferret named John.  

[Xanatos Forever]

You can, but it turns out John the ferret is a lecherous ferret and scurries all over your body, trying to get some while talking dirty to you in said language confused

I wish being dead didn't have to be so...final O.o...  

[Saverio C.]

Everyone gets to come back to life, even hitler great job you should feel proud.

I wish that ugly girls would stop hitting on me  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted! Now ugly men are hitting on you ^.^

I wish I had that waffle iron my gramma wouldn't buy from me that I didn't really have... *wistful expression*  

[Saverio C.]

I don't know what the ******** that is but here you go. Your grandma can't buy it off you because she went to the bahamas and left you home!!

I wish that I knew how to make flash games  

[raytray]

Granted, now you're wanted for smuggling child pr0n files inside those games.

I wish I knew what the future would bring.  

[Saverio C.]

You learn that it will bring your death by an incureable illness, in 2 seconds.

I wish my suit worked properly  

[raytray]

Yes, but it'll cause you to be arrested by anyone because it has several large drugs bags cached inside.


I wish I had more gold.  

[Saverio C.]

You get 2,000,000,000,000,000 gold, too bad it was all botted

I wish raytray were dead  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted... but now his ghost haunts you.

I wish I had a ham sandwich... sad  

[Saverio C.]

You get a green eggs adn ham sandwich

I wishI could eat with out repurcusions  

[raytray]

Granted, now everything besides eating will cause pain and suffering.

I wish that my wishes came true and exactly to the word.  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but then you wish you weren't hungry any more and then you turn into Russia or something... sweatdrop

I wish I knew what my brain was exploding...  

[Denoument]

A Greek goddess leaps from your head. Yeah, not too bad, but it's got to be uncomfortable.

I wish I wasn't PMSing.  

[Ritz_Freak]

Yes but you will fart every ten seconds

I wish I was a lesbion