Attack the next poster! ((yet another game))

[Ritz_Freak]

*Throws a piece of cheese at the poster*  

[Novatierrie]

*sics her hoardes of attack mice on the cheese*

*flings herself at the next poster using a catapult* BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI  

[123456hi]

*eats you up and takes a huge dump on the next poster*  

[Novatierrie]

*reveals that you have eaten her doppelganger made of Velveeta, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, and olestra*

*uses an umbrella to scare a bunch of seagulls into attacking the next poster*  

[Xanatos Forever]

[ Slifermaster ]

>.>
-Attacks Xanatos above with hugs and kisses-
<.< You just said attack, you weren't specific. <3

eek redface sweatdrop *blushes so much that the seagulls get cooked, the fresh baked birds falling on the next poster*  

[kitsunefandom]

Let's seee.... *Uses necromancy to call the dead seagulls to life again and has them attack the next poster with EVIL CHICKEN GREASE* Bwaahahahahah it's not just bad cholestorol, it's evil too!!!! twisted  

[Eechi]

o=O

I deflect your evil chicken with my mighty vegetarian powers and they fall to the floor, where my mechanical dolphins o' doom eat them.

They are hungry. Go my minions!

I suppose you can guess they attack the next poster.

 

[Erverain]

I sic Peta on them(because even if they aren't real, they do look like dolphins) while I make my escape.

I then launce overripe, suishy tomatoes at the next poster.  

[Eechi]

Peta? Eh? o=O

I shall block them with my textbooks! Which are very heavy and a pain in the arse to drag around school all day. gonk

I then throw one of them at the next poster, preferably Literature, because it's the heaviest of them all. ;.;

 

[Erverain]

I then block with my History text, which weighs about fifteen pounds.

I then chuck a banana at the next person.  

[Starlock]

(catches the bananna and eats it) Thanks for the bananna. blaugh

... and gives the next user a bad hair day.  

[[.Janay.]]

*Pulls out hairspray and fixes hair then sets hairspray on fire and throws it at the next poster*  

[kitsunefandom]

*prays to the god of haircare ((yes. there is a god for every cosmetic that makes people pretty. The more unnecessary, the more powerful)) and the can of flaming hairspray becomes.... a brush! (how anti-climatic, huh?)) I then "allow" someone with the worst and largest afro to borrow it! Then I use the staticy hair from the bursh to bind the next poster to the ceiling!* ((didn't see that coming, did ya?)  

[Saverio C.]

I change places with Chris angle and he escapes for me, then he sticks his hand tough the next posters gut.  

[Novatierrie]

I channel the invulnerability powers of one of my roleplay characters to avoid injury.

And then I throw a coconut creme pie at the next poster!