Make anything sound sexual...

[ArcanistVexx]

i'd like to smoke YOUR bacon  

[[Nikki] The Naked Saint]

I'd like to smoke YOUR pot.  

[Allah The Eternal]

I will bake your goods.  

[PahnGreen]

I will sex. . . you.  

[DaisukeOrDark]

Sorry I let the dog out.  

[Viara]

I'd liek to cut your cake with my knife- (thank you ACDC)  

[Vindictive Vampiress]

I'd like to eat YOU up.  

[Raine Eoviny]

I'd like to toss YOUR salad

 

[Paynes_Demise]

damn thats a small peanut  

[Thaliat Everwood]

Do you like thighs or breasts?

Sorry, we did this at KFC once. xd

Ack...that second sentence was NOT supposed to be an innuendo!  

[Tropical Toast]

Do you want a hard shell or a soft shell?

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When I said that Irl, it wasn't supposed to be dirty.  

[Trish the Stalker]

You can pump my gas anytime mrgreen  

[uct3]

there's water under the bridge  

[uct3]

you know working at tyson has its advantages, i get to play with breasts  

[uct3]

man i got teabaged playin halo