Corrupt-A-Wish

[xDarkPisces]

Granted! But it is made out of fish paste and Coca-cola.

I wish for world peace. <.<

 

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted. World peace is attained by every human on the Earth ceasing to exist.
Good job. You just killed everyone. 8D

I wish I could be an expert at Robolab. Right. Now.  

[Kalstolyn]

Granted, but you now fail abysmally at everything else. Including breathing.

I wish Office would stop being a b***h and install on my mom's laptop already!  

[xDarkPisces]

Granted, but right after it installs, your computer freezes from a virus and shuts off indefinitely.

I wish I had more catchy songs on my iTunes playlist.  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but after you get them, your computer crashes, due to the fact that there were so many and the computer couldn't take it, which in turn sparked the MB, causing the wires to catch fire, then your entire house, within minutes.

I wish to kill everyone but me, and still wind up being happy about it  

[YunieCookie]

Granted, but without anyone else alive, such as farmers, you rapidly run out of food and die of starvation 8D

I wish for delicious cookies  

[Erverain]

Granted, but they are made out of people.

I wish that I had awesome super powers.  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but someone finds out about them and tells the whole world and you become famous, and so now your enemies no where you live and have now killed you.

I wish for me to be God right this exact second  

[God-Raped-Me]

Ok, you get to be god, but no one believes in you.

I wish I had wings!

 

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but you overuse them and then you fall down nearly 2,000 feet (BTW, People believing or not believing in me doesn't matter)

I wish I could control time  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted, but on one of your trips back in time, you accidentally do something that results in you never being born (gotta love that butterfly effect). Congratulations! You're a paradox! The universe just exploded now.

I wish I had a TARDIS >.<  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

Granted you get Tardis, but by doing so you negate it's ability to travel through time/space and it becomes just a regular phone booth.

I wish that I could make a wish here and people could not corrupt it.

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Art By: Trish the Stalker

"What you don't seem to understand is that I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me." - Rorschach

 

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but now that you have done so, no more wishes can ever be made, causing your last wish to be null and void  

[God-Raped-Me]

I wish I had a video camera!

 

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Granted, but now that you received said video camera, you find a tape with child pr0n on it and the cops catch you with and it and you get locked up in jail for the rest of you life...

I wish I had a massive banana the size of King Kong