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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:38 pm
*has my pet sewer gator retrieve it for me*
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:52 am
*Wrestles the gator bare-handed and the chair floats away*
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:25 pm
steals the chair from some red chair hobo that wrestles gators in the sewer. takes it to the cleaners.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:28 pm
Appearify! *appearifies it after the cleaners are done cleaning*
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:07 pm
*kicks person away from the chair*
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:10 pm
cuts a hole in the floor and after the house falls away i hop up on that little circle and take that chair.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:26 pm
*shines a light at the chair; tricking the occupant to thinkings its the sun and run away* My chair now
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:18 pm
*appearifies* Mine! *sells on the black market*
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:31 pm
*Crashes black market; spouting nonsense about suspected terrorist financing, and seizes chair*
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:24 pm
Has 3 large department store Santas simultaneously bodyslam you ! Takes chair to a woodshop has chair whittled into a little red choo-choo train and mails it to a random Swedish orphan for a Christmas gift !
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:28 am
*Realises he'll never get the red chair so goes to a furniture store and buys a cheap copy*
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:25 pm
Goes whizzing past you on a motorized sleigh and grabs the cheap copy ! Takes the cheap copy to the same woodshop and has it whittled into a picture frame and then gives it to my neighbour down the street for a Christmas gift !
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:39 pm
*Rages out; buys a normal chair and paints it red with the blood of the wood workers* Ha! *Chair is locked in police evidence warehouse following the mass murder trial*
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:45 pm
finds the red choochoo and reverses time on it allowing the red chair to be as it was. then sends it to Sal Tuscany.
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:48 pm
goes to Sal Tuscany and steals chair and bring it to the underworld with me twisted
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