Memorable IRC Quotes! :D

[Kalstolyn]

Here's what REALLY happened:

Quote:

[23:33] -->| Peeks (~chatzilla@sa-51C317F9.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #gaiaatg
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Peeks by Hal
-->| Dai[BandOfBrothers]_ (~chatzilla@sa-C21A59AD.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #gaiaatg
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Dai[BandOfBrothers]_ by Hal
Weird.
-->| Storm (~chatzilla@2BF3396E.A00CD3.79B84008.IP) has joined #gaiaatg
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Storm by Hal

Note that there are now TWO of each of those people.

Quote:

[... blah blah fax machine, blah blah ghost command...]
[23:36] |<-- pickles has left chat.serenia.net (ocean.serenia.net raven.serenia.net)
|<-- Dai[BandOfBrothers] has left chat.serenia.net (ocean.serenia.net raven.serenia.net)
|<-- jimsheep has left chat.serenia.net (ocean.serenia.net raven.serenia.net)
|<-- Tsuji[DirtyHarry] has left chat.serenia.net (ocean.serenia.net raven.serenia.net)
|<-- Storm|Sleeps has left chat.serenia.net (ocean.serenia.net raven.serenia.net)
=-= Peeks is now known as pickles
=-= Storm is now known as Storm|Sleeps
...holy s**t.
=-= Dai[BandOfBrothers]_ is now known as Dai[BandOfBrothers]

Everyone affected was on the Raven server.

About a million years later, I notice jimsheep frantically harassing my MSN... Turns out he and Tsuji were experiencing a netsplit.  

[124-C]

It's a conspiracy! The man can't keep me down!  

[Sentama Lin]

#ATGPoke @ chat.serenia.net

Roland: Ah well, can't have it all, I suppose.
• Roland goes back to catching dittos
• SentamaLin misread. "I thought you typed 'Roland goes back to catching dildos."

 

[pickle relish]

Sentama Lin

#ATGPoke @ chat.serenia.net

Roland: Ah well, can't have it all, I suppose.
• Roland goes back to catching dittos
• SentamaLin misread. "I thought you typed 'Roland goes back to catching dildos."

Dildos: gotta catch 'em all?  

[Roland Karloseth]

[02:10] * Lord-Atra just dropped his ipod on his n****e and it made a clicking noise
[02:10] XD
[02:10] :D
[02:10] o-o Do you have a piercing?
[02:11] No

 

[YunieCookie]

Quote:

[20:06] well c**k with any electric grill
[20:08] I mean...
[20:08] no never mind that seems fine
[20:12] ...

 

[xDarkPisces]

Hal: He goes without saying!
if only
<.<
Okay yeah, I'm done
For now.
biggrin  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

[18:07] -->| Lazzios (~lazzios@8004CBDD.99B7B1BE.A6AB75A9.IP) has joined #gaiaatg
[18:07] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Lazzios by Hal
[18:07] I dont think its compatible with iPhone. It wont load
[18:08] So save it for me for later k?
[18:09] |<-- Pisces has left chat.serenia.net (Ping timeout)
[18:10] Nuuu
[18:11] |<-- Roland has left chat.serenia.net (Connection reset by peer)
[18:12] LAZ YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AND MY BOYFRIEND.
[18:12] ;_;
[18:12] It qas accident!
[18:13] D:
[18:13] I dozed off at my desk woke up and they waz gone D:  

[Surazal Dloc]

[15:55] and then, I grabbed the biggest bowl I could find, put a bunch of the rice we had in it, and just heated that s**t up
[15:55] a little bit of teriyaki and soy
[15:55] BAM
[15:55] Instant orgasm
[15:55] rofl
[15:55] so thats how i make girls orgasm?
[15:56] Yes
[15:56] Thankyou for you teachings master
[15:56] Remember that always  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

Quote:

21:43 Pancake !c3
21:43 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:43 Pancake > sad
21:43 Matrias !d3
21:43 Hal *Matrias gets a can of Orange Soda*
21:43 Matrias !s3
21:43 Pancake shakes the ******** out of the machine
21:44 Matrias !b4
21:44 Pancake I SEE IT RIGHT THERE
21:44 Matrias !b2
21:44 Tae xD
21:44 Pancake DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE SOLD OUT
21:44 Hal biggrin
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Matrias lol
21:44 Pancake > sad
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Matrias !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Matrias, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Pancake Hal, I'm going to rape you in the robotic a*****e
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Matrias !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Matrias, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Matrias !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Matrias, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Matrias !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Matrias, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Matrias !d3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Roland !c3
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal *Matrias gets a can of Orange Soda*
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Matrias !d3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Roland, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Tae >.O
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal *Matrias gets a can of Orange Soda*
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Tae can we not?
21:44 pickles ...
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Matrias lol
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Kerri !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:44 Pancake !c3
21:44 pickles Really?
21:44 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:45 Pancake !c3
21:45 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:45 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:45 Pancake !c3
21:45 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:45 Kerri !c3
21:45 Pancake !c3
21:45 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:45 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:45 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:45 Hal Sorry, Pancake, sold out.
21:45 Tae please stop guys >.<
21:45 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:45 Kerri !c3
21:45 Hal To quote the Robot Chicken aliens: "Damn it damn it DAMN IT!!"
21:45 Matrias !c3
21:45 Kerri !c3
21:45 Hal Sorry, Matrias, sold out.
21:45 Kerri !c3
21:45 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:45 pickles !spin
21:45 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.
21:45 Hal Sorry, Kerri, sold out.

PLEASE REFILL THE VENDING MACHINE, KALS. sad  

[Kalstolyn]

Kals is questing again!

How bout I ban all your asses for flooding instead?

Check sig for details!

 

[AlcoholicPancake]

Ehhh, I'm not for that, I'm more on the " Refill the vending machine " side : /  

[Saverio C.]

I go for banning becuase I want to use my op powers  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

Quote:

00:13 Tsuji[Papillon] Ok, so they just cut a guy's head off, but they didn't say why.
00:13 pickles For fun?
00:13 Roland Why would they need to? Either way, he's dead...
00:15 Tae refrains from making a comment about getting/giving head
00:16 Lazzios is this in Pappolin?
00:16 *** Tsuji[Papillon] quit (Ping timeout)
00:17 pickles Tae...you...xD
00:17 Hal biggrin
00:17 Tae it's the gift everyone wants? :'D
00:18 Lazzios at least every man
00:18 Lazzios thats why Steak and b*****b day should become official I reckon
00:18 pickles ...
00:18 Kerri ....
00:18 Kerri pickles. Lets go lurk over in the non-perverted corner.
00:18 Kerri biggrin
00:18 pickles Okay!
00:19 Kerri puts up streamers in the corner.
00:19 Kerri So how was your day? biggrin
00:19 Lazzios lol
00:19 Hal laughs smile )
00:19 Tae is not perverted ;_;
00:19 pickles You can join us, then. :3
00:19 Tae I just want a severed head for Christmas
00:19 pickles Also: my day was okay---- D:
00:19 Kerri Tae, did you SEE what you...
00:19 Kerri Um....
00:19 Kerri o_____O
00:19 Tae ...
00:19 Tae doesn't everyone?
00:19 Tae ...
00:19 Lazzios I think it was Tsuji that linked us to that. its like in marh a month after valentines where the girlfriends return the valentines day favours with steak and a b*****b biggrin
00:19 pickles No?
00:19 Tae no...?
00:19 Kerri is actually Lawling IRL.
00:20 Lazzios lol
00:20 pickles Tae, I love you. xD
00:20 Hal laughs smile )
00:20 Hal biggrin
00:20 Lazzios I want a cat girl
00:20 Tae I love you too :3
00:20 Tae ...
00:20 Tae awkward time to say I love you.
00:20 Lazzios xD
00:20 Kerri +
00:20 Hal biggrin
00:20 Kerri xD
00:20 Hal biggrin
00:20 pickles Heh.
00:20 Roland HELLZ YEAH I DO. I CAN USE IT AS A SOCCER BALL
00:20 pickles ...
00:20 Lazzios lol
00:20 Hal laughs smile )
00:22 Kerri pickles. New corner. Non-murderous AND non-perverted. How about it?
00:22 pickles Sounds good!
00:22 Kerri moves the streamers to another corner.
00:22 Kerri adds balloons.
00:23 Roland It's not murder if you didn't cut the head of yourself...
00:23 pickles puts up pictures of kittens.
00:23 Roland *off
00:23 Kerri Roland: ... *facepalm*
00:23 Kerri puts up pictures of puppies cuddling kittens.
00:23 Roland Omnomnom kittens?
00:23 pickles D:
00:24 Kerri NU.
00:24 *** Tsuji[Papillon] joined #gaiaatg
00:24 +++ Hal has given voice to Tsuji[Papillon]
00:24 Kerri puts up a hippie bead barrier.
00:24 Kerri YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
00:24 Tsuji[Papillon] sad
00:24 pickles xD
00:24 Hal biggrin
00:24 pickles Bad timing, Tsuji.
00:24 Roland xD
00:24 Hal biggrin
00:24 Tsuji[Papillon] Or AWESOME timing.

 

[124-C]

bored bored bored
• Hal cheers up Storm with a song
that's new