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 Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:35 am
.. then it wouldn't work because you have no jurisdiction. HAH! emotion_dowant
If pomegranates weren't real fruits but grenades instead...
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:52 am
We'd play a game of Dodge Grenade!
If I could put time in a bottle...
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:49 am
Then you would somehow doom us all. I'm not sure how, but you would...
If the moon was really made of cheese...
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:18 pm
The US would have claimed it years ago when they landed there.
If I walked around town with a flamethrower...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:10 am
I'd be prepared for battle.
If I were to be drunk...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:40 am
... you'd end up in an experimentation facility
If Santa desisted his foolish efforts of brainwashing the world...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:05 am
Kids would still want toys for Christmas
If money actually grew on trees
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:25 pm
There would be wars over those trees.
If I peed grape juice...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:26 pm
I would never have anything to do with grapes again.
If I tickled Eternal Prince of Fire...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:34 pm
You'd get the death penalty...again.
If I pressed the big red button...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:35 pm
You get shoved up my rear, and I wouldn't even die or get hurt.
If a**l vore were possible.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 5:57 am
I'd make sure never to get near you again
If wafer sticks had the ability to die...
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 9:48 pm
They'd still be delicious.
If I gave you a fluoride treatment with plain flavoured fluoride...
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 6:44 am
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 2:07 pm
... I'd probably abandon you to your fate
If a grammar nazi loses the ability to spell...
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