Quote Wars (game)

[Jehosaphat]

What's not to understand? Eh! Steve!'s mouth exploded the universe.
-Home Star Run Go  

[Soultrain]

Eh! Steve, get your sassy-frass out my burled holiday cabbage! ~ The Wheelchair  

[Eisielle]

I sure hope they have these corn chips in Heaven!!!! ~So and so

~Eis  

[[The Footcream of Oz]]

"Tompkins, how do you be so short?"
- The ugly one  

[StuffGal]

"He lived a full stomach!" -What's Her Face  

[Soultrain]

That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards! ~ Cheerleader  

[Jehosaphat]

Mrs. Commanderson: Class, I'd like to introduce a new student. He's from foreign lands.
What's Her Face: I think I have a chance with this guy.  

[Soultrain]

'Torso takes the silver' ~ TGS caption  

[[The Footcream of Oz]]

"Worldwide Starlets get much boys"
-Tgs  

[Jehosaphat]

"Or so I have read!"
~Cheerleader  

[Soultrain]

"Let's get ready to eat....NO FOOD!" ~ TGS  

[Jehosaphat]

"Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
-Um, a mighty warrior?  

[Soultrain]

OK, party people, get ready to give it up for my little girl on her sweet someteenth birthday... and remember, if you're looking for low prices on used and broken electronics, don't forget... Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-Pawn! ~ MANOLIOS UGLY ONE  

[QuestionableMeatProducts]

Where are the hot 60s looking girls!? -strongbad

I'm in my sixties!" -KOT

I can do a great KOT impression. Not too bad at Strong sad/mad either.  

[Jehosaphat]

We're Ointment!
-Mr. Pitters