Make it dirty!!

[Saverio C.]

I have melted chocolate and strawberrys

I'm going to bed  

[pixyseshy]

Well hurry up! I've been waiting for 10 minutes!

Oh look, a horn.  

[Saverio C.]

Why don't you squeek it.

I'm starting school today  

[Kaori-han]

oh...you can start school at my academy...I'll be your personal teacher  

[pixyseshy]

Will you teach me the finer qualitites of the human body?

I am in trouble.  

[Saverio C.]

Get over here for your spanking

Today was horrible  

[Ritz_Freak]

Let me make it better

School is fun.  

[Warrior Yoko]

But the best moments are found in the principles office *winkwink*

Hey, your shoelace is untied.  

[Saverio C.]

will you come over a "tie" it for me

Omg I got shanked  

[Warrior Yoko]

Well duh, you dropped the soap.

I'll never get this knot undone.  

[Saverio C.]

It's so tight! what do you expect

I hate self-gradifaction  

[Jironimo Kasumi]

Mutual masturbation is so much better!

My hair needs to be cleaned.  

[pixyseshy]

Well let me join you in the shower and I can rub the soap in.

I have a waterbottle.  

[Saverio C.]

*insert materbation about water bottles here* I can't bring myself to type it.... it would have gone too far

I couldn't do it!!  

[pixyseshy]

Well then go pick up someone and practice damnit!

Look, a penny.