Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[pickle relish]

Because they're not prostitutes, Savvy. xD

Why is my cat white?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because its actually a ghost

why is my cat black?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because it has become corrupt and evil due to too much cable television and listening to heavy metal.

Why do people buy pants with holes in them?

 

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because that's the closest they're gonna get to streaking without having to be drunk first

Why are some shops open 24 hours?  

[Evadora]

Hamlet XIII

because that's the closest they're gonna get to streaking without having to be drunk first

Why are some shops open 24 hours?

Because some shop owner can't read clocks.

Why do fish live in the ocean?  

[Large Inmate]

Because humans live on the land.

Why are some humans so dumb?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because stupid people exist to make the rest of us feel smart, duh =P

What do Martians look like?

 

[Chemmon]

aliens

why can't you believe it's not butter?
ninja  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because it certainly LOOKS like butter

mrgreen Why have I put two green smiles around this statement? mrgreen  

[Lobo-chan]

Because it's a secret message to let us know that you have gangrene but are too embarassed to straight up say it.

Why do cats have whiskers?  

[Kalib]

Because if they had antennae then they'd be insects.

Why can't I think of stupid questions?  

[Chemmon]

because you are too smart to be stupid mrgreen

where's waldo?
ninja  

[Lobo-chan]

At his house, duh =/

Why are there so many stupid warning labels in the world?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Because it's funny to watc the reactions of stupid people

Why can't I sleep?  

[Chemmon]

cus your an insomniac like my friend.

why do we use the letter s so often?
ninja