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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:37 pm
Anyway, back to the story.
While you were attacking the mutant oranges, this random cookie came up to you and...
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:47 pm
Tried to bite you but you...
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:12 pm
chased it away with popcorn bags! MUAHAHAHAHA! XDDD
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:35 pm
...which it ate. It turns out the buttery oil residue is a very nutritious and delicious part of the monster's diet. It growls at you, your hands covered in the buttery popcorn oil. You...
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:31 pm
scream like a little girl and run away. it catches up to u and it...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:47 am
Meows and licks the buttery oil off your hands and then...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:56 am
falls over, sick from all the extra trans fat, and then, suddenly, it. . .
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:57 pm
...realized that the package didn't label the amount of trans fat properly. It then consults it's lawyer to sue the popcorn company but you...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:04 pm
..Call in Chuck Norris to take it out...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:07 pm
...and find out he's too busy playing pinball with Edmund, so the lawyer...
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:40 am
rubs around in fast motion to Benny Hill chase music
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:09 pm
and yells, "Mommy" to a random Gaian walking by
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:46 am
then jumps around a tree and hides as he regains his breath from all the running around that he just did.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:46 am
The lawyer realizes he's hungry and so then he
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 11:54 am
Tries to eat the cookie but it makes a run for it and...
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