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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:41 pm
*sneaks into thread, reads comics, laughs and sneaks out*
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:46 pm
Yes yes. Go have fun with your chemistry, Joft. biggrin
For once, my disorganization has benefits. I thought I had homework yesterday, so I frantically did it at 9:00. It turns out it was actually due tomorrow, and I'd just written it down in my planner on the wrong day. sweatdrop So now, I am a homework-free Slim!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:48 pm
I don't think so Erica.
You need to satiate my hunger...
TELL ME A JOKE! scream
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:55 pm
Jaft Just saw your new pics... 4laugh The use of that emoticon makes me smile. biggrin Thanks. Ahem. *clears throat* Another oldie you all probably know: How many woman does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen? (warning, the answer in white is sexist.....) None. She can cook in the dark! scream
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:02 pm
I can usually make people smile or laugh, whether in shock, genuine amusement, or disgust.
smile
That was pretty good...
Here's one for you... >.>
What is worse than a one inch p***s?
Nothing.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:09 pm
Hmmm...Let's see if I have any more...
Why did the woman cross the road? (also sexist)
Who cares. What the hell is she doin' out of the kitchen?
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:11 pm
Why do women have small feet?
So that they can stand closer to the sink.
>.>
LMAO!
I love these joksesesessss.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:13 pm
Perhaps we should take this to PM? I'm starting to get worried about those who might be offended. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:14 pm
NO! no pms! these are funneh!!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:16 pm
That's why we white out the answers my assumed-to-be-a-virgin dear... biggrin
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:19 pm
Jaft That's why we white out the answers my assumed-to-be-a-virgin dear... biggrin Oooookay then! Why are black people fast runners? (racist) Because all the slow ones are in jail.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:21 pm
Jaft That's why we white out the answers my assumed-to-be-a-virgin dear... biggrin confused are you talkin to me? @ slim: rofl gawd, i HAVE to come up with a good joke.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:23 pm
Two black people walk into a bar.
wahmbulance The first one bumped his head really bad and decided to stay put in his cell.
Jaftoriginal... Or at least I thought of it here.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:25 pm
I'm runnin' out of jokes here. gonk
Why was the million man march so successful?
Only two people had to get off work.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:27 pm
What do you say when your tv starts floating in the middle of the night?
'Drop it *****.'
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