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 Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:27 pm
Jaft Two black people walk into a bar. The first one bumped his head really bad and decided to stay put in his cell. Jaftoriginal... Or at least I thought of it here.Nice. 3nodding Don't forget to white it, though! (I'll edit this post if you do)
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:29 pm
Then you better start making some up.
What do you get when you mix a Mexican, a black, and a white man together?
A really bad milkshake.
There wasn't a punchline... so I can't actually white it out.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:30 pm
Why are black men so good of jumpers?
they have to be to jump over fences holding those tvs.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:35 pm
Jaft There wasn't a punchline... so I can't actually white it out. I thought the second line counted as a punchline. neutral Why do Jews watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives back the money.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:38 pm
You can argue that, but I consider story jokes to be a little different. I put a wahmbulance thing in front of it.
It's because if you white it out, you ruin the flow of the story and it causes an awkward pause in the joke.
Question jokes use the pause while story jokes don't use them. At least most of them.
Why didn't the Mexican go to school?
He was fired from his janitorial duties.
Another Jaftoriginal.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:38 pm
how many jews can you fit in a car?
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:42 pm
Jaft Why didn't the Mexican go to school? He was fired from his janitorial duties.Another Jaftoriginal. THAT was a pretty good one. 3nodding What do you call a Jew that isn't a doctor, lawyer, or accountant? Unemployed.There! I've now made my own joke. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:47 pm
What do you call a Mexican with no greencard?
deported
yes, its a bad joke....
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:49 pm
so when are we going to answer these jokes?
What did the tampon say to the other tampon?
my friend came up with this joke xp
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:50 pm
Viral C so when are we going to answer these jokes? What did the tampon say to the other tampon? my friend came up with this joke xp ((highlight the posts.....))
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:52 pm
You tried Dragorn. You can only become better and better.
And Erica... Pretty good. biggrin
I'm still smiling with my Mexican one... Something to tell my friends. You too with yours.
Ok...
Where can you find a poor Jew?
The same place where you mugged him.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:52 pm
Dragorn the warrior Viral C so when are we going to answer these jokes? What did the tampon say to the other tampon? my friend came up with this joke xp ((highlight the posts.....)) oh i didn't see that. you want to know the answer of the joke? What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing cause they were both stuck up bitches
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:59 pm
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:07 pm
Another Slim original! 8D
What hates moats more than anything?
The Black Knight.
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