Corrupt-A-Wish

[Vindictive Vampiress]

Granted, but then a giant gorilla comes and eats your giant banana.

I wish my date would dance with me....  

[blue0212]

granted, but he dances so badly that he accidently ran you into a wall and broke your bones

I wish that I could think of a wish  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but you wished for nothing, so... no you are no where, but everywhere at the same time... weird...

i wish that i didnt need to sleep -.-  

[infinite_personalities101]

Granted. But the lack of sleep makes you dizzy and you stumble into traffic, you get hit by 3 semi-trucks. But since you can't sleep, and death is a way of sleeping, the grim reaper doesn't know if your dead or alive, and you become a zombie, craving energy drinks and poptarts...

I wish I had a pink opera singing hippo named, Nigel....  

[Saverio C.]

You get your wish, but it sings horribly and it never stops.

I wish for super powers  

[infinite_personalities101]

Granted. But in an effort to save a cat stuck in a tree, your powers become overloaded and you explode.

I wish to have a good birthday tomorrow...  

[pickle relish]

You do, but you die the next day!

I wish life wasn't so stressful.  

[infinite_personalities101]

granted. but since there is no stress in the world, it's as if the whole world is smoking marijuana, and we all die of lung disease and brain damage.

i wish to have a good school year  

[nedozuki_88]

*granted, but next, next year is your worst- year- ever~
I wish that my hair looked even awsomer  

[infinite_personalities101]

granted, but your hair was so awesome, that the people of the world shunned you from the outside, in fear of the epic awesomeness, that was your hair

I wish to fall in love blaugh  

[xDarkPisces]

(Aww... I hate to corrupt this one. <_<;; )

So yeah, you fall head over heels for this amazingly special someone... just before he/she is inexplicably exiled to the moon for crimes against humanity.

I wish I could move to Canada. sad  

[Senryoske]

Granted but in moving to Canada you are also closer to the Arctic and it gets really cold. Too bad you didn't wish all your warm clothes were with you...

I wish I didn't have to pee, and that people never had to pee again and their kidneys would never shut down!  

[Vahn Haske]

your wish has been granted and that no one ever pees except for the fact that liquid waste is now coming out from the other side twisted

I wish we have more nukes !!!! eek  

[Saverio C.]

Your wish is granted. However much to your dismay they are placed on Mars, and you have to go get them.

I wish my sister's pals wheren't around.