Wishing game

[Tropical Toast]

Granted but you're so sickly nice and kind, nobody likes you.


I wish I had mad skillz.

 

[pickle relish]

Granted. I'm not going to say what you have mad skillz in, but since this is Saverio's thread....
Guess?

I wish I was pretty. xp  

[Prinniesdood]

Granted but the bouquet of flowers are old and withered.

I wish to just disappear and cease to exist...no wait just kill me and destroy any evidence that I ever existed.  

[whatagirl]

granted...but your mom bears a new son in replacement of you at your birth...and she adores him more than she adores you...
i wish i can be able to show all my lyrics to the world...  

[pickle relish]

Granted. But then the world decides that they're s**t, and you get ridiculed.

I wish my brother wasn't such an idiot.  

[Crimson_Nyx]

Granted. Now he is so smart that he has becomed a smart a**.

I wish I didn't have to go to summer school.  

[whatagirl]

granted, but now you have to spend the summer doing chores and babysitting spoiled brats.
i wish i could get a pc for my birthday  

[Crimson_Nyx]

Granted but..........it doesn't work.

I wish it wasn't so hot tonight.  

[Dooms Wings]

Granted. But then it becomes so cold that the polar bears decide to visit, you get frost bite, you cant move, and the polar bears get hungry and eat you. (hehe)

I wish i had a plate that would give me any food, any time, any where, when i wanted it.  

[whatagirl]

granted, but the plate also contains poisoned sushi and you start to get rashy and then faint unconscious
i wish i were able to touch to moon...  

[Dooms Wings]

Granted. But when you got there you suffocated and died from lack of air.

I wish i was a shape-shifter.  

[Crimson_Nyx]

Grandet but now you are stuck with looking one way.

I wish i had money.  

[Fuku Taichou]

You will get money, but it'll be shredded up into confetti. redface (sorry)

I wish it wasn't so hot right now.  

[whatagirl]

granted...but it becomes so cold it's practically the next Ice Age.
i wish i could foresee the future or go on a time machine to change my past...