Better.Ish.
The Little Blue-Haired Tamcat runs breathlessly into
The Bar having looked,coincidently, like she spent the
last week rolling around in green...nevermind.
(to the bartender) "Help me! Help me! Ive been wandering
the vast Gaian Desert looking for my little Rock Puppy Cuddles
and he is nowhere to be found! Pray say you have seen him?"
She looks around and wrinkles her nose. " I was following the sign
posts 207,208,209 being guided surely by the Gods of the Good.
Then suddenly my hopes were dashed, for they were all pinned
upon an Emperor Gorehound! Oh My. I said to myself ,By the luck
of the Gods of the Good I have found an Emperor and...Hes a
Hound!! Oh Boy Oh Boy I could practically feel Cuddles cold,hard
unyielding little body next to mine already.Bartender? Are you listening
to me? That isnt a bluetooth in your ear,is it? That is an ear isnt it?
Anyway, Bartender all of a sudden around sign post 210 ( she throws up her hands wildly)There is no more mention of the Emperor who will
save the day.Now (near tears)there is only made mention of a Lord
Necrophagawhatsis."What am I to do?" The Little Tamcat finally breathes.
"What am I to do?" " That isnt an ear is it?" Hey you guys have nachos?