...a slug demon wearing plaid lederhosen and riding a unicycle rolls into the bar; crosses the floor to the wall across from the service counter. It comes to a halt, extends a small pseudopod and begins to paint an obscure symbol in the air before it...
It vanishes into thin air with a HUGE farting noise and a shower of foul-smelling confetti; which thankfully dissolves before it touches the bar floor. Sparing anyone a mop-up.
The following words appear in flaming purple letters:
Greetings to you all;it is I, The Necrophagous speaking. We have opened our Tavern in your "ChatterBox Sub-Forum" and would welcome all to join my PriestHood and I in our Magnum Celebratum!! It is neutral territory so even those on the side of the loathesome light may join us as guests. mrgreen Come newbies, come oldbies, come all! As an Especial Courtesy the Staff of this Bar are welcome at all times,your money is worthless. We have summoned our band and are ready to commence...we await your Honored Presence in our Domain. The words remain smoldering in the air, jasmine smoke.......
The Newbie Supporting and Training Guild
The NSTG's mission is to provide a safe and educational environment for the fostering of newbies to productive Gaians.
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