Destroy a Wish

[B e l a c]

granted but your hair grows so fast it grows to the floor every hour. and has turned grey and then all falls out completely.


I wash for an awesome muscle car  

[sweet lost Lanore]

denied
I wish i has 6 thousand dollers in the bank and a job  

[Clefaiiry]

granted, but it turns out that 6 thousand was accidentally put in your parents bank account and they went for a cruise, and your job was cleaning up sewage poop~ :3

I wish I owned a bunch of cute flats and scarfs~  

[reptiel]

granted, but you have so many that the cops get suspisious and arrest you.

i wish i had a sharpie.  

[Clefaiiry]

granted, but it was a permanent pink sharpie, and someone drew one of those cheezy curly mustaches and dork glasses on your face. :3

I wish my boytoy would stop being stupid. e.e

 

[ROFLwafflesFTW]

Granted, but then he runs away and can't be your boy toy anymore.

I wish I could eat aaaall the pasta i wanted and not worry about getting fat. : D  

[Miumarie]

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I'd like to say something very important....

"Granted, but you eat so much pasta that you get used to it. Too bad.
I wish my ex boyfriend asked me out again."

That is all.

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[Clefaiiry]

Granted~ But it turns out he turned gay and wanted to date you to get close to another one of your guy friends. D; So sad...

I wish I could find a new song to listen to~

 

[angel_half82]

Granted but it gets stuck in your head for a month and you spontaneously combust.

I wish for a new hat to cover my baldness from my last wish.  

[Clefaiiry]

granted, but it's a feathery, girly looking hat, with teeth that's latched onto your head.

I wish my brother would take a stinkin shower. e.e

 

[angel_half82]

Granted but he doesn't use any soap and the water was raw sewage. So he still smells and he has a third arm which means he has a third armpit to stink even more.

I wish I could think of a good halloween costume for this year.  

[Midori Hayashi]

Granted, but then you realize everyone else has the same costume because they copied your awesome idea.

I wish I could draw these Halloween freebies without making them look like the pencil threw up.  

[angel_half82]

Granted but then your pencil explodes.

I wish shoes wouldn't wear out so fast.  

[Clefaiiry]

Granted, but your buying shoes every three weeks causes your closet to overflow and you have to do a garage sell and sell them $1 a piece. x3

I wish I win at least one of the halloween events~

 

[angel_half82]

Granted but its a new contest where if you win you get all of my inventory garbage and have no room for new items.

I wish there was an easier way to paint my living room.