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 Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:19 am
the pie would blow your head up.
If I had amnesia.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:39 am
.... I can only hope it's a 'Dark Descent' Amnesia
If the person reading this doesn't understand my Amnesia: The Dark Descent references...
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:48 pm
Maybe I should play the game.
If I decided you didn't deserve painkillers for your filling...
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:12 am
I would stab you in the eye without 'painkillers'. See if YOU like it.
If Chuck Norris had a phoenix down...
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:24 am
I wouldn't be surprised.
If I killed Chuck Norris...
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:37 am
You'll realize he's actually killing you
If optical illusions were real
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:06 pm
There'd be ******** galore.
If I shaved your head with a lawnmower...
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:23 am
You'll get raped by killer tomatoes.
If you drive carefully and saved a pedestrian...
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:36 pm
Then I'd want to know what the hell was going on.
If I busted your kneecaps...
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:51 pm
I'd yell really loudly.
If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops ...
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:33 pm
I'd tell you to stop watching TV shows meant for 5 year olds.
If I decided you had to die...
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:06 pm
I'd use my special powers to kill you first.
If we danced naked in the rain...
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:44 am
... a viral video would be born
If all heads of state ever were secretly working for Aya....
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:58 pm
I'd overthrow the system and establish my own dictatorship rule.
If I stuck your feet in cement...
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:24 pm
You'd be breaking the contract and would be severely punished for trying to kill me.
If I were your maid...
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