Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Erverain]

Je ne suis pas Riccardo.

Who knows what shadows lurk in the hearts of men?  

[Lobo-chan]

Dr. Phil 3nodding

What is vinegar made of?  

[Erverain]

Bad wine.

What is life made of?  

[Lobo-chan]

Fail.

Have you lost the game yet today?  

[PendragonX9]

i will never lose
why is cheese cake called a cake?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because if it was cheese pie, people might mistake it for quiche 3nodding

How do you make an upside-down cake?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Start with the baking, and end with adding the flour

Why is no-one smarter that a 5th grader?  

[Large Inmate]

Because aliens abducted all the 5th Graders and replaced them with robots.

What's the root of all evil?  

[Lobo-chan]

The square root of negative good 3nodding

Where do babies come from? =o  

[Chemmon]

storks that fly over head and drop them into parents laps. mrgreen

why were fairy tales created?
ninja  

[Lobo-chan]

The fairies weren't happy when their tails got cut off and given to small children, so people invented fairy tales to stave off the wrath of the fey 3nodding

How do cell phones work?  

[shadowrune]

They don't. You just think they do. ninja
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?  

[Large Inmate]

With the Lady who sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Why do some people struggle with tounge twisters?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because they can't fold their tongues emo

Who is The Queen of the Damned?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

The wife of Satan

Why was there a series called "reaper" made?