The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately the Judge and Jury came down with a stomach flu and could not make it that day.  

[CMC Representative]

Fortunately they got substitute judicial people from the state government.  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately the government always lies and they were actually spies.  

[CMC Representative]

Fortunately the monks had lie detectors since they couldn't trust non-religious sectors values for honesty.  

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately the lie detectors didn't work so the trial was adjourned until another day.  

[CMC Representative]

Fortunately the monks deducted they didn't need a trial and solved the case with common sense.  

[Fuku Taichou]

Unfortunately, their sense of logic varied vastly from the "average" person's sense of logic.  

[CMC Representative]

Fortunately they got tired and the hearing was cancelled and judged not guilty.  

[ancantsia]

fortunately the people in question escaped and no one could find them.  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately it turns out the true perp was the grand high leader.  

[CMC Representative]

Fortunately that night raiders attacked them and did justice unintentionally by killing the grand high leader.  

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately he came back as a zombie and killed them for killing him 3nodding  

[CMC Representative]

Fortunately the bandits also came back as zombies but didn't care for revenge.  

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately there was a zombie killer or the loose  

[O N ii G ii R ii]

Fortunately, the zombie killer only wanted cookies.