Corrupt-A-Wish

[Senryoske]

Granted but All your friends turn on you and kill you too!

I wish I was ambidextrius.... W/e Use both hands to write.  

[blue0212]

Granted, but at the expense of both of your arms being broken.(Not so useful now!)

I wish that nickelodeon would stop making those new, gay Spongebob episodes.(the old ones were better)  

[Saverio C.]

Your Wish is my command, they just remake the first 10 episodes until they die.

I wish Life choices were simple  

[nedozuki_88]

*granted, but now death decisions are no walk in the park

I wish for a zillion dollars  

[xWinter_Wind]

Wish Granted, but at the expense your all an alcoholic meth abuser who spent all his money on meth and overdosed and you died. ^^

I wish i had some chicken nuggets....  

[Tetra Sorrows]

granted but you get jump by black peaple

I wish for a quiet house for 1 day  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but its a day where you cant hear a single thing, and than know one can find a cure... so you are now deaf

I wish the sky were pruple  

[Saverio C.]

It is now purple, with the fleets of an alien race that will destroy us all

I wish for rainbows and butterflies  

[MidEcho]

Granted but there's no color, they're all black and only one inch tall

I wish for more shoes!  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but now an avalanch of shoes has collapsed over you, forcing you to survive on them until you are rescued... if ever ;p

i wish i were a cat! 3nodding  

[MidEcho]

Granted, but your old and and is down to only 1 life left XD

I wish for a new computer  

[MandieRae]

Granted but it is very old and doesn't work properly.

I wish that I could graduate high school early.  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but that means you rush through everything, homework, boyfriends, grad transitions, all in order for you to graduate early....

I wish i didnt sleep in today sweatdrop  

[wakusei]

Granted, but you were then so tired the rest of the day you didn't get anything done that you wanted all the same.

I wish the ice on the roads would melt away.  

[Saverio C.]

It is hard to drive on ice, harder to drive when the entire world's ice supply melts and floods everything.

I wish you knew better