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 Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:27 am
Granted, but splashing paint on the walls paints other things too, and it's quite messy...
I wish to win the ******** lottery~ D<
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:39 pm
Granted but its the junk lottery and everyone unloads all of their worthless gaia junk on you.
I wish I could afford a camera.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:52 pm
Granted, but it's one of those water-squirt cameras and you squirt bluegrass with water and she bites you.
I wish this creeper at school would leave me the ******** alone.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:04 pm
Granted, but then he goes for your best friend, and they start dating and have babies, and deems you the god-mother.
I wish my laptop would get fixed. I apparently have a fake version of Vista. e.e
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:10 am
Granted but when they fix it the fake version of vista eats your hard drive.
I wish October would last forever.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:08 am
Granted, but you should know you repeat this day everyday for eternity.
I wish I was rich in US dollars.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:12 pm
Granted, but they were all counterfeit.
I wish love lasted forever.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:25 pm
granted........but then it turns out your true love is in love with several other people so you have to share the love.
I wish I was an unbeatable sword fighter.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:50 pm
((Wow I had forgotten all about this topic))
Granted but you are an unbeatable bubble sword fighter and thusly are killed when you challenge a real sword fighter
I wish I could make up my mind.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:26 pm
Granted, but you made up your mind to kill your best friend, and the moment you did it, you regretted it.
I wish everyone was... forced to drive electric cars! lol
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:49 am
Granted but once everyone is forced into doing something they don't want to do because they are too expensive the people form a rebel alliance and destroy every electric car in the world.
I wish I had a new cell phone.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:59 am
granted but u droped it and broke  i wish i knew how to cook stuff
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:47 am
Granted but it'll always taste like cheddar, whatever you cook.
I wish for a butler.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:53 am
Granted but he looks like lurch and he likes to fondle you in your sleep.
I wish I didnt have to clean my room! gonk
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:02 am
[you're supposed to ruin my wish, not make it better]
Granted, I'll clean your room for you, but you have to serve me for a week afterwards!
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