Destroy a Wish

[Clefaiiry]

Granted, but splashing paint on the walls paints other things too, and it's quite messy...
I wish to win the ******** lottery~ D<

 

[angel_half82]

Granted but its the junk lottery and everyone unloads all of their worthless gaia junk on you.

I wish I could afford a camera.  

[Midori Hayashi]

Granted, but it's one of those water-squirt cameras and you squirt bluegrass with water and she bites you.

I wish this creeper at school would leave me the ******** alone.  

[Clefaiiry]

Granted, but then he goes for your best friend, and they start dating and have babies, and deems you the god-mother.

I wish my laptop would get fixed. I apparently have a fake version of Vista. e.e

 

[angel_half82]

Granted but when they fix it the fake version of vista eats your hard drive.

I wish October would last forever.  

[Chase742]

Granted, but you should know you repeat this day everyday for eternity.
I wish I was rich in US dollars.  

[Poison Plushie]

Granted, but they were all counterfeit.

I wish love lasted forever.

 

[SoLongAndFairWell]

granted........but then it turns out your true love is in love with several other people so you have to share the love.

I wish I was an unbeatable sword fighter.  

[Althea_Muirin]

((Wow I had forgotten all about this topic))

Granted but you are an unbeatable bubble sword fighter and thusly are killed when you challenge a real sword fighter

I wish I could make up my mind.  

[Stars Flying]

Granted, but you made up your mind to kill your best friend, and the moment you did it, you regretted it.

I wish everyone was... forced to drive electric cars! lol  

[angel_half82]

Granted but once everyone is forced into doing something they don't want to do because they are too expensive the people form a rebel alliance and destroy every electric car in the world.

I wish I had a new cell phone.  

[Mav--Alex]

granted but u droped it and broke


i wish i knew how to cook stuff  

[Ravagraid]

Granted but it'll always taste like cheddar, whatever you cook.



I wish for a butler.  

[Ravagraid]

[you're supposed to ruin my wish, not make it better]

Granted, I'll clean your room for you, but you have to serve me for a week afterwards!