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Jaft finds an isolated banana and tickles it.  

[Trish the Stalker]

I don't wanna know. I really don't.  

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Jaft suddenly finds himself alone...

Until Belle decides to play with his banana.

I wonder if she will play with it?

Jaft holds up his banana and waves it in the air.  

[Trish the Stalker]

"Aw, is Jaft no longer happy in the pants because Slim ran while she still could?" Belle laughs and walks up to Jaft, grabs the banana firmly with both hands and snaps it in half.

Ouch.  

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Jaft looks at his broken banana and eats it.

He pulls out another stronger Asian banana that is fortified with great strength and potassium.

He offers it to Belle.

She might want a taste.  

[Trish the Stalker]

What an erot--- I mean exotic fruit.

Belle has never had an Asian banana before, and is mildly curious about the flavour. She grabs the banana and slowly, delicately begins to peel it. Tauntingly she brings it up to her mouth and takes a small bite off the end while smiling.  

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Jaft continues eating the broken banana and wonders if the Belle still exits within this plane.

He scratches his head and looks around.

He sees her move and knows she still lives.  

[Trish the Stalker]

There, I ate your stupid banana, are you happy now?

She stared forecully at him.  

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Jaft watches Belle gorge herself on his Asian banana and cackles with insane glee.  

[Trish the Stalker]

"Don't get too excited, banana-boy. You can always be replaced with zucchini!"  

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Jaft still wears a smile at her comment, and then brings out his gigantic cucumber.

Oh yeah. It's THAT big. I love my mind.

Jaft starts playing with it as a makeshift sword.  

[Trish the Stalker]

Does he know that a zucchini is slightly more functionally phallic than a cucumber?

Belle takes the cucumber and goes off to find a more private place, leaving Jaft standing alone.  

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She doesn't know about how cucumbers can hook, so that they touch just the right spot for that intense pleasure of the body when consumed.

Jaft watches her go into one of the private one-on-one rooms.

Alone on the dancefloor, Jaft does one thing. He dances. There may be no women here, but that doesn't stop Jaft from making sweet and passionate love to the dancefloor as the two embrace each other with open arms.  

[Trish the Stalker]

Belle returns to the dancefloor, refreshed after enjoying her cucumber in a private room to walk in on Jaft in a compromising position with the dancefloor.

I don't want to know... I just won't ask.  

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Jaft continues to passionately dance on the dancefloor and starts to sweat. He doesn't notice Belle walking back from her private session.

He does notice Belle looking a little flushed from her experience,