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 Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:50 pm
Omochii sleep walks into the thread. In Britain, the time is 22:47, and Omo should have retired to her bed. She stops as she sees Jaft drinking his glass of milk, ever so calmly, like a beast about to pounce.
Sleepily, she crawls behind Jaft and prepares for attack...
I'll kill you if you name our son Jomochaft...why am I even thinking about reproducing with Jaft? O_o
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:54 pm
Jaft can fight. He is an expert. He can hear Omochii's obnoxiously loud steps behind him.
I guess we can communicate through telepathy eh? Well, Jomochaft is a good name for our son. It's a strong name. And didn't you mother tell you not to attack people that wield five katanas. I still wonder if she can read minds.
Jaft turns around and faces Omochii.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:02 pm
Omochii is dreamily unaware of Jaft's katanas. Perhaps that is the reason why she irrationally fears him.
Through her dreams, Omochii can sense Jaft's thought. She may not have brute strength on her side, but at least she has her telepathy. She sends Jaft shockwaves of DOOM.
...And meanwhile ponders on how Jomochaft will recieve both his father's brute strength and his mother's telepathy skills...why am I even thinking about reproducing with Jaft? O_o
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:05 pm
Ruschca walks back into the bar.
She looks towards the dance floor and wonders if there's anyone that actually wants to dance with her.
She sees Jaft out alone, back turned (apparently) oblivious to omochii's advances. She looks ready to kill.
Instead of interfering, she decides to sit on a bar stool and orders some water.
She watches.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:05 pm
We're posting in third person now?
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:05 pm
Foolish girl... by entering my mind you have created a link between us.
Jaft shrugs off the mental attack.
You have no idea what MY mind is capable of. I do this for our son, Jomochaft.
This is for you son!
Jaft sends Omochii images, images of what a man should never do with two bananas and a jar of mayonnaise.
Amatuer...
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:06 pm
Duale We're posting in third person now? Ruschca, still in role playing mode, turns around at the sound of Duale's voice. "Not really. Whenever Jaft enters the bar, he never speaks. We always just sorta...slip into talking this way. You'll pick it up eventually. Or just ignore the 'role playing' type thing and type normally." She continues to sit at the bar and hopes that SOMETHING will happen soon.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:08 pm
Omochii dies from Jaft's mental image attack. As a dying wish, she hopes Duale and Ruschca will sue Jaft for murder.
At least...with my death...there will...never...be...a...Jomochaft...!
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:08 pm
Ruschca senses the mental image that Jaft sent to Omochii.
It causes her to snort a little and accidentally blow bubbles into her water.
She just barely represses a laugh and smile.
Jaft is so weird...
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:09 pm
Jaft looks at the still Omochii and laughs at her sluggishness.
He turns to Ruschca for a split second and gives her a naughty look.
Jaft looks at the dying Omochii...
He sheds no tears. Instead he decides to save their son. He grabs a knife and cuts his son out of Omochii.
I did it all for you son. I love you!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:12 pm
Omochii's ghost appears at the bar. She ponders over her irrational fear of the unknown that is Jaft and how that has led to her untimely death. She can only hope that Ruschca will be okay.
There is much haunting to be done...
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:12 pm
Ruschca sees Omochii lying on the floor...dead.
She also see's Jaft's naughty look and returns the look with an inquisitive eyebrow raise.
"Jaft, did you really have to kill her?" she says as she walks towards Omochii.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:14 pm
Jaft looks at ruschca and smiles as he looks at his son nestled comfortably in his arms.
He then looks at Omochii's ghost and smiles.
Jomochaft lives! He lives!
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:14 pm
Omo ghost looks on at her corpse. Her long blonde hair drapes over her like a blanket, as the dragon, Shram II and the yeti, Chona, look on in despair. In her will, they have been left to Jomochaft's father - Omochii's murderer: JAFT!
Run away Jomochaft...run away, little one... ponders the ghost Omo. Leap out of your father's arms and run to Ruschca! Save yourself!
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