Corrupt-A-Wish

[Himeshima-chan]

granted: but now you don't know anything

I wish that people would stop abusing animals  

[Saverio C.]

Granted! Now they just abuse you!

I wish I had magical powers.  

[Saverio C.]

Granted, but sadly they only make creepy sex noises and sing off key.

I wish for EXCALIBER  

[emmmahy]

Granted, but you end up in a cage as an experiment.
I wish I had huge speakers for my computer.  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but gradually you grow deaf.... so much for those in the long run~
i wish i wasn't so shy >.<  

[Saverio C.]

You aren't shy at all! You have no reservations about talking to people about anything, ever. Good job creeping everyone out.

I wish I was god!  

[everlane]

Granted. Now you get to spend the rest of your eternal life convincing half the world that you exist at all! Yay!

I wish I had more time to do the boatload of stuff I have to do sad  

[Saverio C.]

Granted! Time stops forever. Now you will never have to worry about new tasks, or anything.

I wish to fish my wish  

[emmmahy]

Granted! You get slapped by a huge fish!

I wish I had a gun of my own irl twisted  

[nedozuki_88]

granted.... only you think your hand is a real gun, so you run around aiming at people going, "pew! pew! .... pew!!!"
I wish i wish i didnt sit on that fish D:  

[emmmahy]

Granted! You sat on an angry tiger!


I wish I wish I knew how to fish.  

[ScottyShip]

Now you do, but you're only allowed to fish at toxic waste ponds.

I wish I wasn't so sick.  

[emmmahy]

Granted, you aren't sick, you're hyper. In all that hyperness you get hit by a car...

I wish I knew to proggram my robot to play the addams family tune no wait i know that... I wish someone would do it for me cos I'm too lazy.