Destroy a Wish

[Ravagraid]

granted, but he'll sign off again two seconds later.



I wish my radio would play some GOOD music for a change  

[angel_half82]

]-Wandering-Raven-[

granted, but he'll sign off again two seconds later.



I wish my radio would play some GOOD music for a change

Granted but when you finally find that perfect station your radio will explode because it was too awesome.

I wish my left contact would stop hurting my frikkin eyeball...  

[Clefaiiry]

Granted, but you find out it wasn't your contact, but your wife stabbing your eyeball with a fork, thus the pain continues~

I wish I wasn't a wooden boy

 

[Jukebox System]

Granted, but now you're made out of plastic

I wish I had my own apartment  

[Mav--Alex]

granted buts it an old aparment with no pluming gonk

i wish i had good typing  

[truefuzz]

wish granted, but then you fingers fell off.

i wish for 12 tacos  

[Sexy_Pink_Sugar]

Granted but it is all spoiled and not edible.

I wish that I could open my own dance club!

 

[Clefaiiry]

Granted, but a drunk man comes in and starts killing people, and you're sued for lack of security, forcing you to file bankruptcy on everything you own.

I wish that lady wasn't attacked by the chimp and didn't lose her face. D:

 

[Althea_Muirin]

Granted but the monkey attacks you instead and you lose your face


I wish my teacher wasn't so thickheaded  

[Mav--Alex]

granted but now she has no head(wait thts good isnt it?)
i mean now she she has a gross paperthin head

i wish i had an epic stare XD  

[xX_XTravis TouchdownX_X]

granted but you can't close your eyes to sleep.
i wish i was a death god.  

[angel_half82]

migueldiaz14

granted but you can't close your eyes to sleep.
i wish i was a death god.

Granted but you are only cosplaying a death god and think you have real powers and then a storm trooper pwns you with his airsoft blaster rifle in the middle of a bunch of hot gamer chicks which are actually judges who rate your costume a 1 out of 10 because your makeup is smudged from the pwnage.

I wish my mail man was more reliable.  

[Clefaiiry]

Granted, but he starts bringing more and more bad news bills... then you kill him.
I wish I had some help getting the Pale Marionette. T-T

 

[xX Vaniity Xx]

Psyphion

Granted, but he starts bringing more and more bad news bills... then you kill him.
I wish I had some help getting the Pale Marionette. T-T

Granted, but then your account gets hacked and you lose all your items.

I wish my math homework was easier!