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 Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:58 pm
Then I would steal it.
If I was superman...
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:52 am
I'd kick your butt to timbucktoo, because I am Wonder Woman!
If I had a box of puppies...
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:17 am
Then I'd steal one and train it to be my attack dog.
If I was invisible...
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:59 pm
Then you're a ghost.
If I were a cat...
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:46 pm
You'd be mine.
If I owned all the cats.
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:56 pm
Then you'll share them with me so I can throw a cat magical land ritual incantations party.
If I learned necromancy...
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:48 pm
Then you would have a zombie army to eat all of your enemies brains.
If I saved the president from an assasination just to steal five bucks from him...
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:47 pm
He would send me after you to get the 5 bucks back.
If I practiced my swords on you...
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:46 am
Then I would be seriously injured.
If I gave a mouse a cookie...
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:08 am
Then he would ask for a glass of milk. cat_3nodding
If I owned all the weapons
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:41 pm
Then there would be none for me D:
If my girlfriend stopped reading me ridiculous posts from tumblr...
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:47 pm
gaia_nitemareleft Lucas Speaks gaia_angelright
Then your girlfriends will stop reading you ridiculous posts from tumblr.
If I was invincible...
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Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:42 am
I'd try to find out how to dispose of you.
I'f I were naked...
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Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:55 pm
Hopefully it would be on a nudist beach or you'd get arrested.
If I used my flamethrower on your house...
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Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:17 pm
You'd get beat up by my underworld forces as well as my Borismen.
If I were the TRUE master of the underworld...
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