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 Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Fortunately, the box of cereal came to your rescue and carried you away from the the cookies and the milk.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:05 pm
Unfortunately the massive cookie grew bigger and owned the box of cereal.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:14 pm
Fortunately an enormous 400 ft tall mouse came out of nowhere and ate the cookie !
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:36 am
Unfortunately, the mouse imploded into a massive 400ft time bomb and the 'Off' switch is right on top, therefore, you cannot reach it!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:28 am
Fortunately the bomb tweaked and broke.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:58 pm
Unfortunately, that bomb was your ticket beneath the crust of the Earth to reach the great Ancient treasure of the Mezopotamians that anthropologists (the excavators for antiques and fossils) would give up their first borns for, not to mention lots of money.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:23 pm
Fortunately, I saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Oh yeah.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:08 am
unfortunately the ensurance company broke
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:14 pm
Fortunately, like a good neighbor, state farm was there.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:58 pm
Unfortunately, finding out that you switched to geico, they no longer want to help out.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:22 pm
Fortunately, 1,800 Safe Auto workers were willing and waiting to take your business.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:18 pm
Unfortunately your call to them was sabotaged by a certain Gecko
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:49 am
Fortunately for me the All State guy wore combat boots to step on the Gecko!
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:02 am
Unfortunately... He crushed a fake. And the real gecko is coming straight for your nose.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:51 pm
Fortunately, w don't seem to have noses.
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