Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Lobo-chan]

Because your role models as a child were all philosophers and psychologists.

Why does my computer get slow while I'm loading music onto it?  

[Sanzoskitsune]

because the dwarves in your computer can only work so fast

why do I always want cookies?  

[Mona LaRue]

Because they are the only food that enhances your ability to turn invisible.
Why am I up this late?  

[Large Inmate]

Because I am still wide awake.

Why do dogs bark and cats meow?  

[Chemmon]

because it would be weird to see a large dog meow.

why was i chosen to be a beta tester for zOMG?
ninja  

[Lobo-chan]

Because Shikamaru and Lobo would make an awesome beta-testing team, duh rolleyes

Why does the item design contest not say that they don't want any weapons until you're already on the submission page?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because they love messing with you

why do I have an aquarium?  

[Erverain]

Because Gaia forced it on you.

Why am I still here?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because you love me and there are not laser shooting chickens surrounding you in a threatening manner ^.^

Why does organic milk taste different than the other milk?  

[Erverain]

Because it has no preservatives in it.

And why are you surrounding me with canhens?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

to prepare you for tonight wink

what will she do question question question mrgreen  

[Lobo-chan]

Make him listen to Metallica and hug the Lobo, duh =P

Will there be cake?  

[Erverain]

You bet there will be.

Why do you need to surround me with chickens to do that?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because it sounded like a good idea at the time and I didn't know whether you like Metallica and hugs ^.^

Do you like Metallica and hugs?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

well judging by the fact that he could be a 17th century warrior, I wouldn't think so razz

wahmbulance where's the fire? wahmbulance