Corrupt-A-Wish

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but now he's also out for a search and destroy mission

I wish I didnt have such a boring spring break ahead of me D:  

[Saverio C.]

Getting death threats and assassinated is so not boring. I mean it's the last,but most exciting spring break ever.

I wish for 1 million American dollars with no far reaching effect on the economy.  

[Kusaragi]

Granted, but the FBI will be through your door in about 6 minutes.

I wish that I didn't have any more debt to deal with.  

[nedozuki_88]

granted you just have the same one over, and over, and guess what? over!

I wish i could draw well  

[Saverio C.]

Well now you can draw any well perfectly, but that all you can draw now.

I wish for more days in the week  

[nedozuki_88]

ranted, but they are all mondays

I wish my sis wasn't such a wenched person D:  

[Saverio C.]

Very well, but I hope you know that means that now everyone likes her more then they like you.

I wish it was easier to get money for school  

[PendragonX9]

granted now your school is cheap and no one wants to hire you
I wish for a bigger TV  

[Saverio C.]

You have the world largest TV but it takes so much power to use you can't pay your electric bill anymore.

I wish economics wasn't so boring  

[ScottyShip]

Granted, but now every elected official is a terrorist.

I wish I never had to go to school, but still have the knowledge injected into my brain.  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but now it causes a very nasty infection.... D:

I wish it were more windy, than i could fly away~ :3  

[ScottyShip]

Granted, but now the wind is so powerful it causes tornadoes in the tri-state area.

I wish I had no homework ever again.  

[Kira84]

Granted, have fun flipping burgers.

I wish summer wasn't coming.  

[Saverio C.]

Summer stops coming, and now you are stuck in an eternal hey-fever filled spring.

I wish I had control of my emotions  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but you do not have control of your facial expressions now

I wish for cheese