Quote Wars (game)

[Soultrain]

Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken!

~ Homestar Runner  

[Owenlars2]

Though I suppose you could call it Strong Sad's Day To Have Toothpaste Smeared In His Eyes By His Brothers. Unforuntately, that day is also fast becoming synonymous with WEEKdays.

-strong sads journal  

[Soultrain]

I'm not talking about butter, or how nobody likes me. It's the new KOT, in the two thousand and three plus three. I play guitar apparently. ~ King of Town  

[Jehosaphat]

Meh. Medr mu ma mehdeh ma. Meh!
-The cheat  

[Soultrain]

Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash. - Strong Bad  

[Dr.JaredVonPoncy]

"That's where the Cheat lives! That's his house!" ~SB
"The Chort lives in the Kingotown's grill?" ~Coach Z  

[Soultrain]

Introducing the Homestar Junior. For a limited time only, certain children get prizes. Pay 99 cents. ~ Announcer  

[Jehosaphat]

That's right, senior citizens! The prom is officially crashed!
-Strongo Bado  

[Soultrain]

Every freakin' year. ~ Marzipan  

[Jehosaphat]

Well maybe I will keep telling myself that.
-Hamster Ruiner  

[Soultrain]

That little robot stuck in the sand again! I guess I don't have a date for the dance.  

[Jehosaphat]

It'a be a mass pantsing!  

[Soultrain]

Hey! Watch those hands, David Coppafeel! ~ Marzipan  

[Jehosaphat]

Wait, so you're saying, you can be cool. ~~~~~~-----Stong Bad  

[Soultrain]

I lied. I was trying to be a cool guy. ~ Homestar