Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Lobo-chan]

En tus pantalones.

Donde esta el gato?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Ya know, I would answer that but there's a fire in my pants! razz

Pourquoi j'ai parle en Francais?  

[Lobo-chan]

Que? No comprendo... sweatdrop

What would you do with a drunken sailor?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

tell him that if he gives you everything he owns, you'll take him sailing around the world.... then sneak out once he passes out

Why was I talking in French on my last post?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because you were craving French toast at the time, but all you had was normal toast, so you were trying to French it up, but... *sigh* It's just not the same... sad

What is a place like you doing in a girl like this? (bonus points if you know where this is coming from)  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

trying to get away from my new wolf 'friend' (see Corrupt-A-Wish pg8 )

Is that what you meant?  

[Lobo-chan]

Not exactally, but it works... for $5.95 an hour and you chained to a tree in the middle of the yard ^.^

Why would this lady care for dead gardens?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Because dead gardens make your house look all the more haunted

can someone lend me $5.95?  

[Lobo-chan]

Sure, but he'll need your immortal soul as collateral.

Are you gonna eat that?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

why not? What could go wrong?

Why are us two now the only people posting on this forum?  

[Lobo-chan]

Because no one is quite certain whether our sentences are grammatically correct.

Why is Mirrormask so awesome?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because it's so fantasy-like it makes you think that "Mirrormask" is perfectly normal!

Why do I like animated talking dogs so much?  

[shadowwalker189]

Because you don't have to scoop up the poop.

Why is it that the only tv shows I can watch are cartoons or stupid comedies?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

because it's very easy to make you laugh

Does anyone like challenging puzzles as much as I do?  

[shadowwalker189]

I would love to say I do, but I gave up too long ago.

Who decided that manga would be addicting?