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 Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:08 pm
Kiokujo Heres one... Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. thats the worse pick up line ever I would so be sick at the moment if I had ate something lol
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:09 pm
*comes out of the back room*
Ummm, I didn't do anything...
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:10 pm
Kiokujo Soul_Reaver08 Kiokujo Heres one... Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. i gotta rememver that one heres another one During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account! I REALLY GOTTA REMEMBER THAT ONE rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:11 pm
*fall out of the door of the back room banging her head onto the floor then falls asleep*
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:13 pm
dark_shy_angel *fall out of the door of the back room banging her head onto the floor then falls asleep* Uh oh *picks up Angie and lays her on the couch*
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:14 pm
well i gotta go eat pizza but keep those jokes coming. i could use a good laf
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:14 pm
TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel *fall out of the door of the back room banging her head onto the floor then falls asleep* Uh oh *picks up Angie and lays her on the couch* *squirms and slaps him in the face then growls*
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:15 pm
dark_shy_angel TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel *fall out of the door of the back room banging her head onto the floor then falls asleep* Uh oh *picks up Angie and lays her on the couch* *squirms and slaps him in the face then growls* Ouch! gonk I was just trying to help
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:15 pm
I'll brb i'm gonna go have fun with the sluts slots
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:16 pm
A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there's no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, "Nice suit." He looks around and doesn't see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie." The guy looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He finally asks the bartender if he just said something.
"No," replied the bartender, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts though. They're complimentary."
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:17 pm
TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel *fall out of the door of the back room banging her head onto the floor then falls asleep* Uh oh *picks up Angie and lays her on the couch* *squirms and slaps him in the face then growls* Ouch! gonk I was just trying to help Huh? *wakes up* then don't pick me up when I'm asleep I do alot of crazy strange things domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:18 pm
dark_shy_angel TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel *fall out of the door of the back room banging her head onto the floor then falls asleep* Uh oh *picks up Angie and lays her on the couch* *squirms and slaps him in the face then growls* Ouch! gonk I was just trying to help Huh? *wakes up* then don't pick me up when I'm asleep I do alot of crazy strange things domokun I can tell. *rubs cheek*
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:19 pm
Dam you blue you got 2 guitars scream gonk scream gonk ....lets play some tunes...
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:20 pm
TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel TheBlueWarrior dark_shy_angel *fall out of the door of the back room banging her head onto the floor then falls asleep* Uh oh *picks up Angie and lays her on the couch* *squirms and slaps him in the face then growls* Ouch! gonk I was just trying to help Huh? *wakes up* then don't pick me up when I'm asleep I do alot of crazy strange things domokun I can tell. *rubs cheek* Well anyways i'm gonna go jump on a cloud and drop water balloons on people *disappears*
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:20 pm
Kiokujo Dam you blue you got 2 guitars scream gonk scream gonk ....lets play some tunes... You insult the G-Blade by calling it that.
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