Quote Wars (game)

[Jehosaphat]

Uh, maybe 'cuz I like cool tapes. --Homegrown  

[Soultrain]

And if you're not cool, you have to change your name to Kevin DuBrow. But if you are cool, I gotta spend the night over at The King of Town's? ~ Strong Bad  

[lunnera]

"The coast is toast!" ~The KOT  

[Soultrain]

King, I think that stuff's for automotive use only. ~ Strong Bad  

[Jehosaphat]

Somebody's stolen ma Poopsmith!
The KoT in the hizzla.  

[Soultrain]

DUN-Dun-Dun! ~ The Brothers Chaps  

[Jehosaphat]

The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat The Chort! -- Do you really have to ask?  

[Soultrain]

The Business Man's JOB is to give the Business.
The Construction Worker's JOB is to smash things.
The Poopsmith's JOB is obvious. ~ From 'A Jorb Well Done'  

[Jehosaphat]

Well I'll tell you then, you did a great JOB, Hamstray.  

[Soultrain]

No, wait, I mean Hamster! I mean Stramstar. I mean Stairmaster. Homegrown! Ramrod? Humphel?! ~ Coach Z  

[Hayabashi2]

"Atleast I don't have clown shoes for feet"~Bubs  

[Jehosaphat]

Hey, Coach! I was always wondering, do your have green skin, or are you just wearing a green body suit. You know, with like, footies and such?  

[Soultrain]

There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers, but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. ~ Coach Z  

[Jehosaphat]

Um, what are you talking about? I wear tight pants.  

[Soultrain]

Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants! ~ Homestar